GBAtemp vs. JA Government

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by soulx, May 28, 2010.

  1. soulx
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    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    JA stands for 'Joint Alliance'. The USA, Canada and all of Europe have joined forces to destroy GBAtemp and eliminate its secret stash of roms and isos. Asia however refused to participate due to it's support of rampant piracy. Africa did not participate simply because of lack of wealth. The Middle East did not because they were busy humping the millions of dollars they got from oil sales.
    Post what to do next. Posts do have to adhere to a certain level of maturity, though. No posts like 'Wave your dick around'.

    JA UNLOAD OFFICERS FROM THE MARINES AND CANADIAN FORCES FROM THEIR V-22 OSPREY TO INFILTRATE GBATEMP'S MAIN HQ IN CHINA. WHAT DO WE DO?
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  2. BlackDave

    BlackDave Official GBATemp "Cleanup Guy"

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    Sir, I say we fight back!!

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  3. soulx
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    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    GBATEMP DECIDES TO FIGHT BACK. GBATEMP SENDS OUT.
    Ace Gunman
    Costello
    dice
    lilsypha
    mthrnite
    Narin
    Opium
    shaunj66

    CANADIAN FORCES SHOOT ACE GUNMAN AND THROW A DSI FIRMWARE UPDATE. WHAT DO WE DO?

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  4. BlackDave

    BlackDave Official GBATemp "Cleanup Guy"

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    The Promised Land...
    NAAAAAAAAH

    COUNTER-MEASURES

    I HAVE UPDATABLE BOOTSTRAP ON ME FLASHCART AAAHHAA!!
     
  5. soulx
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    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    GBATEMP HAS A UPDATABLE BOOTSTRAP ON THEIR SUPERCARD DSTWO.
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    THE BUNDESWEHR USE THEIR MIKOYAN MiG-29 TO SHOOT GBATEMP'S SECONDARY SERVER BUT SOMEHOW CAME ACROSS TONI'S PICS. THEY ARE BLINDED. WHAT DO WE DO?
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  6. beegee7730

    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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    I disguise myself as a enemy pyro.
     
  7. prowler

    prowler Sony

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    That Narin is a spy.
     
  8. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Put up a sheet of invisible plexiglass.
     
  9. soulx
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    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    GBAtemp chooses to disguise beegee7730 as an enemy pyro.
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    The enemy doesn't notice. What does GBAtemp do, now?

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    Narin is chosen as the spy.
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    The real PYRO is suspicious of Narin

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    GBAtemp decides against using invisible plexiglass because it's too expensive and you can't pirate it. After all, we're all cheap bastards right?
     
  10. Jolan

    Jolan Unlimited Bear Works

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    I sue them all.
     
  11. soulx
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    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    GBAtemp refrains from starting a lawsuit because Phoenix Wright is on vacation.
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  12. Jolan

    Jolan Unlimited Bear Works

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    *slams table with fists*
    Then it looks like Apollo Justice will have to replace him.
     
  13. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Unleash the fury of the EoF at them.
     
  14. Minox

    Minox Spytech Employee

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    We need a teleporter here!
    We need a teleporter here!
    We need a teleporter here!We need a teleporter here!
    We need a teleporter here!

    We need a teleporter here!
    We need a teleporter here!
     
  15. BORTZ

    BORTZ Neighborhood Friendly

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    I get a cannon and start shelling them with old R4 carts of every variety.
     
  16. GreatZimkogway

    GreatZimkogway Touhou Fanatic

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    I'mma go and send out Okuu. NUUUUUUKES.
     
  17. Thoob

    Thoob LOLmonade.

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  18. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Unleash Cat Boy's Bear cavalry upon them.
     
  19. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    I was about to say just throw the Cat Boy at them.
     
  20. soulx
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    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    GBATEMP NEEDS A TELEPORTER BUT DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO GET ONE?

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    GBATEMP GETS A CANNON AND SHELLS THEM WITH R4 CARTS OF EVERY VARIETY.
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    500 MARINES ARE BLINDED. 200 BRITISH SOLDIERS ARE KILLED. 2 CANADIAN SOLDIERS ARE HURT.


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    GBATEMP SENDS OUT THE MANIPULATOR OF NUCLEAR FUSION!
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    THREE MARINES ARE SEDUCED.


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    GBATEMP FORCES THEIR PRISONERS TO PLAY EVERY IMAGINE GAME.
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    EVERY SINGLE PRISONER INCLUDING THE GUARDS CAT DIE


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    GBATEMP UNLEASHES THE CAT BOY'S BEAR CAVALRY ON THE CANADIAN FORCES.

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    THE BEAR CAVALRY RIPS THROUGH THE BODIES OF SEVEN SOLDIERS.




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    THE JA DECIDES TO BE CRUEL AND UNLEASHES r0mloader.nds OTHERWISE KNOWN AS DSBRICKER IN A WIRELESS RADIO WAVE TO THE DS'S IN GBATEMP'S HQ.

    REAL HENTAI INSIDE