GBAtemp unofficial Bonemonkey repair service

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Hadrian, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. Hadrian
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    I think we should start this, Bonemonkies do tend to get broken quite quickly.
     
  2. tomqman

    tomqman This Is Everyone's Fault But Mine.

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    my bonemonkey broke after my first go. still waiting for dealextreme to reply about a replacement
     
  3. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Bonemonkey is a tool from the government to slave the people. In the end Bonemonkey and religion are the same thing. Therefore and ergo one could not co exists without one.
     
  4. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    every 15,000 bacons i need a oil change
     
  5. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    That's no oil, thats ego juice.
     
  6. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    you know the part in the iron man movie where the girl has to reach into tony stark's chest and change the part ?

    well thats what you gotta to do me but my part is in my anus
     
  7. tomqman

    tomqman This Is Everyone's Fault But Mine.

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    and the part you need to change is a frozen fanta dildo
     
  8. Hadrian
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    Huh that's what that was! I knew I felt something with my penis.
     
  9. Orc

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    NOTE:
    GBAtemp does not endorse the use of Frozen Fanta Dildos.
     
  10. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    I thought that Frozen Fanta Dildos were GBAtemp's #1 best selling product?
     
  11. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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  12. xalphax

    xalphax Internet killed the Ponystar.

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    it still needs more bacon...
     
  13. Prime

    Prime GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I threw my broken bonemonkey in the bin :/
     
  14. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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  15. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    I licked my BoneMonkey and I grew penises on my nipples.
     
  16. xalphax

    xalphax Internet killed the Ponystar.

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    i heard about a bad factory batch of bonemonkeys delivered in the past.
     
  17. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    yeah there are rules to owning a bonemonkey you should have read the manual