GBAtemp is unethical videogame journalism (please click i need attention)

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  1. HavengulZenith
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    So the other day I walked into Gamestop(tm) so I could buy some sick videogames. My allowance is only 69 dollars a month so I can only afford one new videogame on my XboxOne(tm) per month. I looked through the store and carefully considered my options, as any game I purchased had to be even better than Call of Duty to be worth playing. When I went to the greatest hits section I saw the game Sonic ’06 and remembered seeing a positive review for it on my favorite video game review / furry meet up site GBAtemp. I decided that’s good enough reason to buy it. So I go up to the register and I buy the game plus the season pass plus the expansions plus the amiibos plus the official mountain dew double exp bottles plus the t-shirt and my total came out to 420 dollars. Now I really needed this purchase to pay off because my mom would be so mad when she realized I was spending so much of her money but it was gonna be so worth it when I go fast and play sonic and it was gonna be sick. So I get home and pop it into my virtual boy and as soon as I start it up the game literally told me I’m gay then robbed, plus I got a warning telling me that if I die in the game I die in real life. I don’t understand how GBAtemp thinks it can maintain any amount of respectability when they recommend games that are gay and bad like this and they aren’t even good. Whoever wrote that review is probably a fake gamer girl and I could probably 1v1 them snipers only without even trying. Add me on AIM if you think you’re up to the challenge (my name on there is swagXmasterX911). Anyways, like comment, and subscribe if you like this review of Sonic ’06. Overall I’d give this game a 7.1 out of 10, sense it’s still slightly better than Breath of the Wild.
     
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  2. xtheman

    xtheman GBAtemp Guru

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    ok
    ever heard of eof
     
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  3. DeslotlCL

    DeslotlCL GBAtemp's Saint Holy Sword Dragon

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    under your bed
    bro, you missed the eof.
     
  4. THEELEMENTKH

    THEELEMENTKH A normal user

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    3/10 Not enough shitpost
     
  5. Sinon

    Sinon The Wolf Girl

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    I give this post a 7/10

    BTW, you missed the EOF
     
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  6. Sonic Angel Knight

    Sonic Angel Knight GBAtemp Guru

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    (PLEASE CLICK I NEED ATTENTION) 20/10 Click bait material. :P

    *Golf claps* :creep:
     
  7. dAVID_

    dAVID_ GBATemp Enthusiast

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    Only 69 dollars?! I get $12 a month and i'm not whining!
     
  8. HavengulZenith
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    I forgot EoF is a thing RIP
    If a mod is reading this feel free to delete/move this thread.
     
  9. Sinon

    Sinon The Wolf Girl

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    Too late, they already did