GBAtemp Examination.

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Cloak519, Mar 18, 2011.

  1. Cloak519
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    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Listen up, suckers! [​IMG] You better have read the rules when you signed up to this here website 'cos now I'm throwing out a little test to make sure you know what's what around these parts.
    To answer the test, keep this thread open in one tab/window, reply in another, answering all 15 questions in one post.
    When you're done with the test, simply check out the answers and see what score you got. Then find the applicable spoiler below and open it to get your grade.
    So say I got 15... I'd open the '15' spoiler.
    You got that?
    And no freakin' cheetin' [​IMG]. Yer only cheetin' yerself, so don't get reading the rules or answers while you take this test. If you are discovered to have cheated, your examination paper will be discarded.
    Now get on with it.[/p]

    LEVEL ONE: THE EASIES​

    1. Does GBAtemp provide ROMs or ISOs to users of the site?

    Yes | No

    2. What language must users speak on this site?

    English | American | French | 1337

    3. What do you need to do before starting a topic?

    Seek permission from a mod | Search to see if it has already been posted

    4. How many accounts is a single user permitted to make?

    1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

    5. Are you allowed to bump a thread in the EoF?

    Yes | No[/p]

    LEVEL TWO: STEEPER SLOPE​

    6. Where can you post links to your Facebook account?

    New thread | My sig | Nowhere, advertising isn't allowed | An existing thread not started by the user

    7. What is the maximum file size for combined sig + avatar? (Oh hi thar iMasaru)...

    60kb | 61kb | 70kb | 80kb | 90kb

    8. What are the maximum dimensions of a signature?

    500 x 125 | 500 x 150 | 450 x 125 | 400 x 150

    9. Why does GBAtemp have rules in the first place?

    Because Costello said so | To enhance the quality of discussion and topics at GBAtemp | To ensure that the posting of ROMs and other illegal content is prohibited

    10. What is the final rule of GBAtemp?

    ___________________________________________ (fill in)[/p]

    LEVEL THREE: FINAL BOSS​

    11. What is the sixteenth word in the forum rules?

    'and' | 'ask' | 'at' | 'please'

    12. In what order are the United Kingdom, American, Canadian and Australian flags presented on the 'Forum Rules' page?

    __________ (fill in)

    13. What is the fourth bulletpoint under 'General Forum Decency' of the 'Forum Rules' page?

    __________ (fill in)

    14. How can you have warns decreased quicker than six months to a year?

    __________ (fill in)

    15. What is the total word count of the "Forum Rules" page?

    2,888 | 1,020 | 2,040 | 3,500[/p]

    - END OF TEST -
    AT THIS POINT, SUBMIT YOUR RESPONSE!​


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  2. AlanJohn

    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    fuck Chuck Norris won't be happy that there is another Chuck Norris in the temp...
     
  3. tj_cool

    tj_cool Site dev

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    This planet
    I got -5, what does that make me? [​IMG]
     
  4. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    form
    I didn't really understand the second last question :l

    Average Joe? Hell no.



    SAUSAGE HEAD. PERIOD™
     
  5. Cloak519
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    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Added < 0.
     
  6. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    why are pokenoobs greater than an EoF Temper?!!

    I demand explanation!!
     
  7. AlanJohn

    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    I agree, how can a pokenoob be better than Sausage Head?
     
  8. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    I not like you talk curry about me[​IMG]
     
  9. Cloak519
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    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    They're not.
    It's just that an EoF Temper is likely to be an asshole and post bullshit responses for everything [​IMG].
     
  10. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    Bullshit.
     
  11. Cloak519
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    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    ...and now I have proof of that!
     
  12. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    but what's with the regular joe? sounds...
     
  13. Cloak519
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    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Sounds like what now, buggy?
     
  14. CannonFoddr

    CannonFoddr Regular GBATemp Lurker

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    Lets' see... And yes I'm NOT cheating

    LEVEL ONE: THE EASIES
    LEVEL TWO: STEEPER SLOPE
    LEVEL THREE: FINAL BOSS

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    Score:
     
  15. Cloak519
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    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Good work! I'd like to take this test but I technically can't because I know the answers [​IMG].
     
  16. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    i'm still waiting for someone to fill it in.
     
  17. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    CannonFoddr, check up your question 9 answer
     
  18. CannonFoddr

    CannonFoddr Regular GBATemp Lurker

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    How the F**k did THAT happen - I copied/pasted my answers from one spoiler to the other....

    OK so that people can't accuse me of cheating - I've knocked my score down (not that it changes anything though - still an 'average joe')
     
  19. Cloak519
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    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Since I can't remember the answers exactly do you think I should be allowed to take the test?
     
  20. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    nuuuh u lyin.