GBA Temp Economic Recovery Plan

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Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to discuss my economic recovery plan for the Backup Loader industry. Now I had a chance to talk with my joint chief of staff and we feel that this is the proper course to take in the midst of these hard times for our fellow GBA tempers. I will be asking Congress for a minimum of one million dollars. we feel it is necessary to bail out our Fellow GBA Tempers with the necessary tools needed to help grow this new and struggling industry of, "ganking" the games we love so much from "the man". The money will be responsibly used to provide struggling families of GBA Tempers with a abundant supply of DVD-R's. We will also use a large chunk of the funds to get the ball rolling on important infrastructure projects such as a GameCube Loader, a Custom Stsyem Menu, Memory Expansion and USB 2.0 support. We feel that this is the best way to make change in our struggling community and ask the support of fellow lead hackers, modders and lead Tempers such as Bushing, Waninkoko, Forsaken, Marcan, Wii Shizza and many others that we are sorry to not have the time to mention. Furthermore, we ask your patience during this trying time and will reveal more details as the time goes on.

-Thank you.
 

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linkinworm said:
why would anyone give $1,000,000 to help piracy?

I'm a firm believer in our generation of Americans. You see, when the gamers are happy, America is happy. in order to create a more positive attitude in this country we need to invest in things that make the people happy. That is why I'm also approving the bailout of Hustler, Girls Gone Wild and other porn outlets. As for the whole piracy thing. The feds dont see it as that. we simply see it as one less major expense for the military. We do get tired of sending game consoles over seas that is funded for by money set aside for our military needs.
 

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With this new plan, I plan to create a formal document in which the major members of the Backup Loader industry will hopefully sign this document so I may take it to Washington with me and proceed to ask congress for the bailout money necessary for our industry's future.
 

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No amount of words can express just how fucking hard I am laughing right now! I literally have tears streaming out of my eyes! That will have to be my new desktop just so I can start each day laughing my tits off! Pure genius!
 

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You people do know that I, the President an trying to start serious negotiations about the federal TARP program? I want to give us more funding. Like a great man once said... "Ask not what you can do for your country! Ask, what your country can do for your gaming collection!"
 
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