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Well, that depends. It's not a simple matter, that it is not.
There seems to be a procedure you must follow. First, you should make sure the DS is fully charged before attempting this - you'll curse yourself when it goes flat during it. Second, you should clear the room of any inanimate objects such as children and electrical appliances such as curtains. This is to avoid static electricity frying your circuits (I assume you have circuits, everyone has those racing circuits as a child, the ones with the metal tracks and the pistol grip controls? They're expensive.). Toss away your GI Joes if you're a guy or your Barbies if you have Gay, because these will cause a distraction that can be fatal to your DS. Also, murder all your relatives if you haven't done so already so they won't barge in for a visit while you're doing this (I assume they're dead by now, as you appear to be twelve years old already - that's 12,5 years older than I was when I did it; the echogram my mother showed at the babyshower inspired the forming of a collective suicide pact for some reason).
Take of your shoes. Now, place the DS on the floor and stand in front of it. Bend over slightly while stretching out your arms just enough to be able to touch the top lid with your fingertips. Can you feel a tingling sensation in your anus when you touch the DS? If so, that's just the static electricity discharging through your body. It's safe to pick up the DS now and hold it while you figure out the next step. For that, you'll need a cellphone. Don't worry, it won't be busted so feel free to borrow your moms. Now, hold it above your head and bust it on the floor and then pick out the part that looks like this from the debris;
Now run to your neighbours and steal their cellphone, and the money and jewels they have stored somewhere. If they're a young virile couple, I suggest looking in the bathroom but avoiding the bedroom by all costs. If their old, I suggest avoiding the bathroom and looking in the bedroom (Remember - don't look at the old farts' bathroom unless you wanna see white hairy diseased turds floating in one of them special handicapped-people toilet bowls like the one I stole from Granny Maurie and then gave to my retarded sister as her funeral present) If you're in a young couples house, quickly scan their computer and cellphone for amateur porn pics they might have made, then mail them to me from their computer ([email protected]).
Ask an adult to help you if don't understand what "porn" means (give them a copy of the "porn" as a reward and they'll shut up about you breaking in).
Remember to pawn any jewels you might have found, then run back to your house and locate your mother. Ask her to find out the number of a local games shop for you (if you are old or smart enough to read, you can use the Yellow Pages and look it up yourself). Then, call the number you see beside the name of the shop using the cellphone. Just use the buttons to enter each number as it appears in the sequence of numbers (Remember! Numbers are "012346789", not "abcdefg", those are letters). Ask if they have a Gameboy Advance, if so, grab all the money you stole and go to the shop alone at night just before closing time and make an effort to go through the bad neighbourhoods to get there - once (if) you arrived safely, buy the GBA. Remember to show off the money real well, wave it a couple of times. Also yell racist slurs (if you don't know what they are, just go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgv_h3QYA-8).
Stick the R4 in a shoe or sandal and put it on; you will now be able to play GBA games on your R4.
The chip from the cellphone is for hiding in your asshole in case you get thrown into Juvie. The prickly contacts deter mass sodomy.
(I don't even need chips to scare worryingly interested parties away, because my butthole tastes like cancer)
This post has been edited by iTech: Aug 17 2007, 08:35 AM