The fractal broccoli. Each sub-head, enlarged, is identical to the parent head (well, sort of). And vice versa. Now gaze into the hypnotic fractal broccoli! It would be so much more fascinating if it were spinning. Now someone please animate it to spin counterclockwise, I'm too lazy. And add a twentieth-of-a-second frame saying "eat more broccoli", for subliminal advertising purposes. Warning: Spoilers inside!