Gay test

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Vipera, May 24, 2015.

  1. Vipera
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    Vipera Banned

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    If you share any of these traits, I have bad news for you.

    Do you like men?
    Do you like gay women?
    Do you like asses?
    Do you like Lady Gaga?
    Do you like Disney Channel and are 18 years or older?
    Do you oppress women?
    Did you make the choice of being white?
    Does your voice sound anything but Chuck Norris's?
    Do you fight with people online?
    Are you a furry?
    Are you a brony?
    Are you a man trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body?
    Does the word "vagina" make you giggle like a fat princess?
    Are you atheist out any other religion different than Manism?
    Do you prefer Pepsi?
    Do you prefer Monster?
    Have you ever used internet other than looking for straight porn?
    Do you wash yourself every day?
    Do you own a Wii U?


    0 points = not gay
    1 point = gay
    1+ points = ultragaaaaayy
     
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  2. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

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    Took it. I am not happy.
     
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  3. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Do you like men? A hole is a hole.
    Do you like gay women? Who doesn't?
    Do you like asses? See above.
    Do you like Lady Gaga? Yes. :mellow:
    Do you like Disney Channel and are 18 years or older? I'm 12 and what's this.
    Do you oppress women? Sometimes. Depends on who's on top.
    Did you make the choice of being white? Yes :mellow:
    Does your voice sound anything but Chuck Norris's? Yes, it is much manlier :angry:
    Do you fight with people online? No, I tell them to fite me IRL ;O;
    Are you a furry? See answer #1
    Are you a brony? No.
    Are you a man trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body? No trap can hold me :angry: unless their boob job is very good :angry:
    Does the word "vagina" make you giggle like a fat princess? Everything I do I do like a fat princess :angry:
    Are you atheist out any other religion different than Manism? Manism is self-congratulatory wank for insecure pussies :angry:
    Do you prefer Pepsi? Over what?
    Do you prefer Monster? See above.
    Have you ever used internet other than looking for straight porn? Horse on midget vore porn is so niche, I'm happy with what I can get :angry:
    Do you wash yourself every day? No :angry:
    Do you own a Wii U? >owning a console Peasantry :angry:


    Behold your new gaylord :angry: Now bend over :angry:
     
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  4. migles

    migles Mei the sexiest bae

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    glad you didn't tell where you took it :tpi::tpi::tpi:
     
  5. DinohScene

    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    Am I straight yet?
     
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  6. BORTZ

    BORTZ Don't pretend you aren't impressed

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    Omg this is so gay
     
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    VinsCool Comfortably Numb

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    I'm ultra gay and I didn't knew :mellow:

    Thanks for helping me discovering the truth. I know why I felt different now :mellowaroooo:
     
  8. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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    I question my sexuality from these questions.
     
  9. TotalInsanity4

    TotalInsanity4 GBAtemp Supreme Overlord

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    Oh my goshthank you for helping me to discover just how joyous I am! :lol:
     
  10. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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  11. JoostinOnline

    JoostinOnline Certified Crash Test Dummy

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    If you're a man, does lesbian porn count as straight or gay?

    Edit: I just realized, I have over 10,000 posts. Does that earn me a gay point?
     
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  12. DarkFlare69

    DarkFlare69 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Do you like asses?
     
  13. VinsCool

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  14. TotalInsanity4

    TotalInsanity4 GBAtemp Supreme Overlord

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    I will not lie, asses are pretty great
     
  15. JoostinOnline

    JoostinOnline Certified Crash Test Dummy

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    Did a man eat a pregnant woman whole?
     
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  16. DarkFlare69

    DarkFlare69 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I think so too.
     
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  17. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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    Weren't you leaving for a long time?
     
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  18. DarkFlare69

    DarkFlare69 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    no u have a small cock
     
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    At least he has one.
     
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  20. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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