I heard that garyopa was actually a witch.
He fornicated with the devil and caused mrs. creosote's cat to be born with nipples in place of eyes.
Every time it meows the demon spawn cries milk tears.
You know, I did try to warn against getting your collective hopes up so high. Of course that was completely hopeless, but I did try.
I know you're disappointed that the release hasn't happened even though another countdown has passed you by, but could we quit the witch-hunting and assuming that somebody is making money from, i dunno, bottling your tears or something.