game

[hippy dave]

Poop into hand then store poop in inventory

 

[CoolMe]

Then take poop from inventory and ingest it, so it turns back into food..

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

fun fact this is how homestuck started, with a little story called jailbreak on a forum, looking at the responses this thread got im glad to see internet humor has not changed a single bit since jailbreak was a thing

also i make the gnome listen to my new hit rap album "im gay"

 

[x65943]

You try to steal the knife but he stabs you again

You hold your wounds and cry

You try to poop but nothing comes out, you don't know the last time you ate

You start rapping about being gay, meanwhile the gnome enjoys his rat dinner

 

[hippy dave]

Win the gnome's favour by painting a flattering portrait of him on the wall using your blood as paint

 

[Noctosphere]

Lame game, i prefer xcom over this shit

 

[x65943]

You paint a portrait of the gnome

He is pleased and offers you the rest of his rat dinner

 

[AncientBoi]

wow, I'm scared of you now dude. [calls the IBF on @x65943]

 

[hippy dave]

Ask gnome how to win game

 

[x65943]

You ask the gnome how to win the game. He explains to you that you must save his wife Jonathan from an evil draygon [sic]

 

[hippy dave]

Ask gnome for photo of Jonathan

 

[x65943]

He hands you this crude drawing and wishes you godspeed

 

[hippy dave]

Masturbate onto drawing while dwarf watches in dismay


Look around for exits because I can't remember where the fuck we are

 

[AncientBoi]

You ask the gnome how to win the game. He explains to you that you must save his wife Jonathan from an evil draygon [sic]
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Jonathan was my BFd's name. you just made me remember his passing But on with the living. He would have laughed at the pic. LoL. Anyway.. the work.

 

[x65943]

Masturbate onto drawing while dwarf watches in dismay


Look around for exits because I can't remember where the fuck we are

You think back to all the rooms you have been in

 

[hippy dave]

Go back to tiger

 

[AncientBoi]

Agreed. Tiger.