Future self and me

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  1. VashTS
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    VashTS Beat it, son

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    Hey,
    If your future self came back would doing something sexual with them be gay or masturbation?

    Discuss below.
     


  2. GameWinner

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    What are you asking?
    Would it be masturbation if you had sex with your future self?
     
  3. Nathan Drake

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    All I know is that being told to stop playing with yourself would never be more literal.
     
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    This conversation never happened. This thread doesn't exist. As far as you know, at 10:29 pm est you were sleeping and/or praying to whatever higher power you worship for guidance because clearly you need it. Tomorrow you will enter church bright and early and read the bible front to back before putting a deposit down on a hybrid gas efficient car to get you to somewhere in life where you won't ask questions like this ever again.
     
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  5. Lilith Valentine

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    Honestly this would get weird if I tried to explain this.
     
  6. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Gay masturbation, duh.

    It would really put a new spin on "self pleasure," I tell ya what.
     
  7. VashTS
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    VashTS Beat it, son

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    After much thought I think its still technically gay more than anything as you are technically lusting for a member of the same sex.

    But if you describe what occurred to someone, it would sound like masturbation.

    I bet Confucious thought of this once.
     
  8. cdoty

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    Since it would be a temporal paradox, it would be masterbation with a very good imagination.
     
  9. Yepi69

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    Why isn't this on EoF yet?
     
  10. TyBlood13

    TyBlood13 Weeaboo Trash

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    If time travel backwards is possible, it wouldn't be a paradox, however, Doc Brown would be shitting his pants
     
  11. earlynovfan

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    Is it weird this question had popped into my head last night? Honestly tho, who cares? Just fuck yourself if need be. #yolo
     
  12. Duo8

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    That thread title is bait.



    Gay. You're still doing it with a different human of the same gender.
     
  13. WiiCube_2013

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    No. I'm not gay.
     
  14. Pleng

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    Unless my future self has had a sever personality change there's no way shit would happen between us; we just wouldn't be compatible in that way...
     
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    I forgot
    Masturbation is the act of self pleasure. If you and your clone/"future self" share a nervous system that feels everything one does to oneself/another, then it's masturbation. Otherwise, it's not. :teach:
     
  16. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Mad gay.


    Confucius say: "Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ."
     
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  17. raulpica

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    Mad gay paradox sex.
     
  18. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    If he breaks up with his future self, would he become his mad gay paradox ex?
     
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  19. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Awesome.
     
  20. Gahars

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    Or would he cease to ex-ist?