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  1. 8BitWalugi
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    8BitWalugi Taiyohhhhhh!

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    I was watching some of the Sean Connery on Jeopardy clips on Youtube recently. What are some of your favourite quotes?
     
  2. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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  3. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!

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    AT: Colors that end in "urple."
    AT: This color ends in "Urple." ...Hillary Swank?
    HS: What is Light-Urple?
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    AT: This is the color of The White Album. ...Catherine Zeta Jones?
    CZJ: Who are the Beatles?
    AT: No.. It's, "What is White?" ...
    CZJ: No, really... who are the Beatles? I have no idea.

    Also, moved to a more appropriate section of the forum [​IMG]
     
  4. Guild McCommunist

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    The Danger Zone
    Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

    Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

    Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

    Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

    Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

    Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

    Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

    Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

    Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

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    Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore. [ Laughs ]
     
  5. choconado

    choconado Doesn't understand a damn thing on here

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    AT: This is the sound a dog makes...
    SC: MOO!
    AT: Wrong-we would have accepted Woof, or Bark
    SC:-Well that's not what your mother said last night, Trebeck! HA!

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    SC: I'll take "The Rapists" for a hundred, Alex
    AT: That's THERAPISTS...

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    AT: The final Jeopardy question was: "Name a direction", let's see what Mr. Connery wrote:
    SC's Screen: Below
    AT: I don't believe it. Despite your best efforts, you've actually given a correct answer. Let's see what you wagered...
    Screen: Me
    SC: HA!