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I just wanted to start a topic on funny quotes...'cause i couldnt find a already started one...well i think quotes are interesting so w/e...also interested in what you guys got...
so to start off...lol (you prob heard some of these before...)
-"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
-"Your job is still better than asking "you want fries with that?"
-"Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route..."
-"Don't steal. the government hates competition."
-"I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."
-"I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
-"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."
-"You do not need a parachute to skydive. you only need a parachute to skydive twice."
-"Ok, so what's the speed of dark?"
-"Junk: stuff we keep; Stuff: junk we keep"
-"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
-"Fight crime: shoot back!"
-"A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you."
-"I'm planning to retire and live off my savings. What i'll do the second day, i have no idea."
-"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...unless you're Jerry"
-"Its not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean...hehe get it?"
so to start off...lol (you prob heard some of these before...)
-"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
-"Your job is still better than asking "you want fries with that?"
-"Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route..."
-"Don't steal. the government hates competition."
-"I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."
-"I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
-"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."
-"You do not need a parachute to skydive. you only need a parachute to skydive twice."
-"Ok, so what's the speed of dark?"
-"Junk: stuff we keep; Stuff: junk we keep"
-"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
-"Fight crime: shoot back!"
-"A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you."
-"I'm planning to retire and live off my savings. What i'll do the second day, i have no idea."
-"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...unless you're Jerry"
-"Its not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean...hehe get it?"