I just wanted to start a topic on funny quotes...'cause i couldnt find a already started one...well i think quotes are interesting so w/e...also interested in what you guys got... so to start off...lol (you prob heard some of these before...) -"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" -"Your job is still better than asking "you want fries with that?" -"Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route..." -"Don't steal. the government hates competition." -"I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen." -"I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent." -"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer." -"You do not need a parachute to skydive. you only need a parachute to skydive twice." -"Ok, so what's the speed of dark?" -"Junk: stuff we keep; Stuff: junk we keep" -"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. -"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." -"Fight crime: shoot back!" -"A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you." -"I'm planning to retire and live off my savings. What i'll do the second day, i have no idea." -"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...unless you're Jerry" -"Its not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean...hehe get it?"