"Fortunately, we have a product" for those that can't connect: "It's called Xbox 360."

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  1. [M]artin
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    Pathetic. And that comment about submarine-gaming? Cute.​
     


  2. Bladexdsl

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    This is a joke, right?

    This has to be a joke.

    Is this real life?
     
  4. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    this is madness!!
     
  5. Snailface

    Snailface My frothing demand for 3ds homebrew is increasing

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    Sony has a product for those that can't connect too. And its not 8 years old.
    so does nintendo
     
  6. Clarky

    Clarky Don't you know who I think I am?

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    Oh Microsoft...it isn't even funny now
     
  7. KingVamp

    KingVamp Great... AETHER!

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    I was thinking at least a 3g/4g box with a unlimited plan, but that's not what happen.
     
  8. yuyuyup

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    Nah you need the Internet for the 360 when you get a red ring and you need to learn how to properly jam q-tips into the vents to overheat it to get it working again.
     
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  9. Foxi4

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    ...or is this fantasy? Gallileo Figaro - Magnifico! :tpi:
     
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  10. J-Machine

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    they really need to be less immature about how they respond to the criticism.
     
  11. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

    Oh, and as for Don Mattrick, I didn't know cunts could talk
     
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    You missed like half the song there and I'll hate you forever for that.

    Oh yeah, uhhh, Microsoft sucks! Boo! Xbox Done! Windows 8, casual tablet bullshit for hipsters! Halo 4? More like Gaylo... umm.. 4!!!


    Seriously guys, is this even a surprise at this point?
     
  14. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Serious question time - Why can't anybody from Microsoft give an interview without summoning an avalanche of spaghetti from their pockets?

    I swear, next they're going to start just pointing fingers at everybody else in the room and babbling about "corporate synergy" or something.
     
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  15. VashTS

    VashTS Beat it, son

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    So I'm taking this as a contractually binding legal agreement that Microsoft will be releasing every single game for both Xbox 360 and Xbox one.
     
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  16. Nah3DS

    Nah3DS Madre de Dios! Es El POLLO DIABLO!!!

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    the new slogan is:
    XBOX 360 - the product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity

    catchy B-)
     
  17. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    Like herpes
     
  18. Crimson Ghoul

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    Sony actually has good security on their system. they have no need for invasive drm
     
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  19. loco365

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    The Xbox One has fallen! The Xbox One has fallen! We need the PS4 for support!

    *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*

    now say that out loud. it makes much more sense.

    But in all honesty, that's a real dick move on Microsoft's part to say that. Thing is, there is such thing as a data cap. If it requires a constant internet connection, you could have your month's worth of data surpassed in less than 3 weeks. And if the offline aspect only lasts 24 hours, you're basically going to have a paperweight, or pay a chunk of money per month to only have ONE DEVICE work.

    I am quite happy and content with my 360. It's good in concept, but in actuality, it's going downhill real fast. I won't be surprised to see Microsoft crash and burn from this system.
     
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  20. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    Well, there are *ahem* ways around the data cap. They're illegal and definitely immoral, but there are ways :creep: The Xboner looks like a handy machine if you ask me. And DRM, they're smart for implementing I mean, it does curtail piracy 100% of the time and makes customers feel comfortable. Not invasive at all.
     
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