"Fortunately, we have a product" for those that can't connect: "It's called Xbox 360."

[[M]artin]

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"Fortunately, we have a product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity. It's called Xbox 360."

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Pathetic. And that comment about submarine-gaming? Cute.​

 

[Bladexdsl]

only thing you can do is laugh

 

[Sicklyboy]

This is a joke, right?

This has to be a joke.

Is this real life?

 

[Bladexdsl]

This is a joke, right?

this is madness!!

 

[Snailface]

Sony has a product for those that can't connect too. And its not 8 years old.
so does nintendo

 

[Clarky]

Oh Microsoft...it isn't even funny now

 

[KingVamp]

I was thinking at least a 3g/4g box with a unlimited plan, but that's not what happen.

 

[yuyuyup]

Nah you need the Internet for the 360 when you get a red ring and you need to learn how to properly jam q-tips into the vents to overheat it to get it working again.

 

[Foxi4]

Is this real life?

...or is this fantasy? Gallileo Figaro - Magnifico!

 

[J-Machine]

they really need to be less immature about how they respond to the criticism.

 

[the_randomizer]

This is a joke, right?

This has to be a joke.

Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Oh, and as for Don Mattrick, I didn't know cunts could talk

 

[Pedeadstrian]

Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Oh, and as for Don Mattrick, I didn't know cunts could talk

You would if you've been to the kind of places I have.

 

[The Milkman]

...or is this fantasy? Gallileo Figaro - Magnifico!

You missed like half the song there and I'll hate you forever for that.

Oh yeah, uhhh, Microsoft sucks! Boo! Xbox Done! Windows 8, casual tablet bullshit for hipsters! Halo 4? More like Gaylo... umm.. 4!!!


Seriously guys, is this even a surprise at this point?

 

[Gahars]

Serious question time - Why can't anybody from Microsoft give an interview without summoning an avalanche of spaghetti from their pockets?

I swear, next they're going to start just pointing fingers at everybody else in the room and babbling about "corporate synergy" or something.

 

[VashTS]

So I'm taking this as a contractually binding legal agreement that Microsoft will be releasing every single game for both Xbox 360 and Xbox one.

 

[PolloDiablo]

the new slogan is:
XBOX 360 - the product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity

catchy

 

[the_randomizer]

the new slogan is:
XBOX 360 - the product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity

catchy

Like herpes

 

[Crimson Ghoul]

Sony actually has good security on their system. they have no need for invasive drm

 

[loco365]

The Xbox One has fallen! The Xbox One has fallen! We need the PS4 for support!

*Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*

now say that out loud. it makes much more sense.

But in all honesty, that's a real dick move on Microsoft's part to say that. Thing is, there is such thing as a data cap. If it requires a constant internet connection, you could have your month's worth of data surpassed in less than 3 weeks. And if the offline aspect only lasts 24 hours, you're basically going to have a paperweight, or pay a chunk of money per month to only have ONE DEVICE work.

I am quite happy and content with my 360. It's good in concept, but in actuality, it's going downhill real fast. I won't be surprised to see Microsoft crash and burn from this system.

 

[the_randomizer]

Well, there are *ahem* ways around the data cap. They're illegal and definitely immoral, but there are ways The Xboner looks like a handy machine if you ask me. And DRM, they're smart for implementing I mean, it does curtail piracy 100% of the time and makes customers feel comfortable. Not invasive at all.