Actually, I'd like to apply to such a show. I'd go straight for the Jacuzzi with a bottle of something with high alcohol content, and refuse to move. Of course, I'd be naked and obnoxious all the time. It's like a week of paid vacation. And when I get kicked out (the first week), I'd get "compensated" for my "time", meaning, you do get money even if you get kicked out.
Of course, there's a slight possibility that they wouldn't kick me out because I'd be "edgy" and "controversial" and stuff, and I'd end up stuck in the house, and I wouldn't want to leave by myself because you lose the "compensation" moneyz if you quit.
So the world is safe from the sight of my bare obnoxious butt for yet another year.
