Food is bad for you

[x65943]

1. It makes you fat and causes heart attacks
2. It is unstable and turns into poison quickly
3. It is a giant waste of money taking up 10% of all your earnings
4. Food causes allergic reactions and literally kills you in minutes
5. COVID started in a food market!!
6. Food causes type II diabetes
7. Food is a choking hazard and kills 130,000 people every year
8. Literal wars have been fought over food
9. Every mass killer including Hitler were noted food addicts and ate food several times per day!
10. 1/4 of all greenhouse gas emissions come from food production, we are literally setting our planet on fire for food

Food withdrawal is deadly, remember kids never pick up that first bite of food!

This has been a GBAtemp PSA

 

[SAIYAN48]

Good thing I take my eneergy from the Universes themselves.

 

[Mythical]

no u

 

[Alexander1970]

Yeah,Food is bad -> confirmed.

Next Topic please.

 

[Veho]

Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

 

[IC_]

1. It makes you fat and causes heart attacks
2. It is unstable and turns into poison quickly
3. It is a giant waste of money taking up 10% of all your earnings
4. Food causes allergic reactions and literally kills you in minutes
5. COVID started in a food market!!
6. Food causes type II diabetes
7. Food is a choking hazard and kills 130,000 people every year
8. Literal wars have been fought over food
9. Every mass killer including Hitler were noted food addicts and ate food several times per day!
10. 1/4 of all greenhouse gas emissions come from food production, we are literally setting our planet on fire for food

1. Eat healthy food and do physical activities, instead of sitting in front of a TV while eating fast food and energy drinks like true gamers
2. Sure, your stolen cow milk goes bad in like a week or something
3. So what? You kind of need it to survive, you can grow your own food instead if you have the time for that, but time is money
4. Good thing we can know what we are allergic to so we can avoid that
5. It started in a food market of seafood and dead animals, your fault for depending on that trash to live
6. Again, eat healthy food
7. Be more careful and prepare your food properly
8. Humans will start literal wars with each other over anything
9. Hitler was a vegetarian
10. It is mainly caused from production of animal food products

 

[x65943]

1. Eat healthy food and do physical activities, instead of sitting in front of a TV while eating fast food and energy drinks like true gamers
2. Sure, your stolen cow milk goes bad in like a week or something
3. So what? You kind of need it to survive, you can grow your own food instead if you have the time for that, but time is money
4. Good thing we can know what we are allergic to so we can avoid that
5. It started in a food market of seafood and dead animals, your fault for depending on that trash to live
6. Again, eat healthy food
7. Be more careful and prepare your food properly
8. Humans will start literal wars with each other over anything
9. Hitler was a vegetarian
10. It is mainly caused from production of animal food products

"Hitler was a vegetarian" TIL vegetables aren't food

 

[slaphappygamer]

I swear, food just gets in the way of other crap I can be doing. Ffs, I’m done sitting with this plate of food. I need to do other crap. FTS!

 

[Veho]

I swear, food just gets in the way of other crap I can be doing. Ffs, I’m done sitting with this plate of food. I need to do other crap. FTS!

Have you tried...

A nosebag?
Hands-free, table-free, lap-free, no need to interrupt your daily activities, just fill it with gruel, strap it on your face and chow down!

Pemmican?
A mixture of lard (for energy), powdered dried meat (for protein) and powdered dried berries (for vitamins, but actually for fiber; dried meats will clog you up) in practical brick form. Just grab a brick and you're on your way!

Soylent?
Food is fuel, and there is no reason why daily nutrition should take longer than filling up a gas tank. So fill up on liquefied soy and vitamin supplements guesstimated to meet your daily recommended needs, and enjoy your newfound freedom.

 

[The Catboy]

Hitler ate food

 

[SG854]

Hitler ate food

So did Trump

 

[x65943]

Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights and was killed for it

the grip of food on the world is stronger than you think!

 

[slaphappygamer]

I have a post to make, I’m not gonna stop just to eat.

 

[The Catboy]

So did Trump

More proof that food is bad for you

 

[Deleted member 507653]

"Hitler was a vegetarian" TIL vegetables aren't food

Wait you can eat vegetables??? I thought they were just the foods food

 

[Alexander1970]

Hitler ate food

Only Eiernockerl with Green Salad.

 

[JuanMena]

Wait you can eat vegetables??? I thought they were just the food's food

I assumed you were going to say something different, given your avatar.

 

[BigOnYa]

No, Drugs are bad...mmkay.

 

[DudderButter]

Don't eat. Use photosynthesis to sustain energy.

 

[BraveDragonWolf]

Actually... Pork, bottom feeders of the sea and whatever unclean animal is bad for you.

You say you eat pig meat which is pork sausage, bacon, whatever. A pig literally eats anything and everything (seriously anything that's dead.) no matter what farmer tells you how they feed their pigs, they are still poisonous to you. Pigs are the filthiest animals on the planet and yet...people don't know what they are eating and they're putting that filth inside their own bodies. It may be delicious and won't kill you right away but, it's a very slow poisoning.

Just wanna throw that out there...