Food is bad for you

[AncientBoi]

And So Is Sex!

Sex is bad for you, because.......

gimme a second....

 

[Veho]

You say you eat pig meat which is pork sausage, bacon, whatever. A pig literally eats anything and everything (seriously anything that's dead.) no matter what farmer tells you how they feed their pigs, they are still poisonous to you. Pigs are the filthiest animals on the planet and yet...people don't know what they are eating and they're putting that filth inside their own bodies. It may be delicious and won't kill you right away but, it's a very slow poisoning.

So they're just like chickens then? Duly noted.

 

[SG854]

Food is bad for you because the more you caloric intake the shorter your life

 

[AncientBoi]

[walks in eating a greasy carne asada burrito and says:] What you guys talking about?

 

[hippy dave]

You think food is bad? Did you know that oxygen in the very air you breathe is degrading your body's cells even as you read this?

 

[Veho]

You think food is bad? Did you know that oxygen in the very air you breathe is degrading your body's cells even as you read this?

That's why I make sure to fill up on antioxidants. No oxygen is getting near me.

 

[hippy dave]

That's why I make sure to fill up on antioxidants. No oxygen is getting near me.

Better fill your lungs completely with them just to be safe

 

[Veho]

Better fill your lungs completely with them just to be safe

*snorting a blackberry* Way ahead of you!

 

[hippy dave]

*snorting a blackberry* Way ahead of you!

Finally a productive way to keep those obsolete phones out of landfill...

 

[Noctosphere]

Unlike drugs, some categories of food are good for mental health while some are bad.
For example, a corn dog is good for mental health while a cauliflower is bad bad bad.
Also, remember that no matter what you mix it with, milk is bad for you

 

[slaphappygamer]

Anti food, anti oxidants, anti milk, even. This cancel culture is really getting out of control.

 

[Noctosphere]

Anti food, anti oxidants, anti milk, even. This cancel culture is really getting out of control.

Im also anti censor so...

 

[AncientBoi]

anti-sex also. sex is really really really bad for you.