Moogles are hideous mole-bat deformities that prey on the blood of the innocent.

This thread is...

 

24 guys all sitting around a fire naked, they all share marshmellows and talk about how straight they are, as the night goes on they all engage in doing the macarina, before a lady shows up, she . . . .

 

...blood.

However, it the turns out to be chocolate, I'll make sure to...

 

...and collected collected finger nail clippings instead

wario showed up naked in front of you with...

 

looked into eachothers eyes and realised a quick pash never harmed anyone.


My dad and mum get into arguments about milk, mum says shed rather drink breast milk, while my dad prefers sucking milk straight from a lamb, for christmas i decided to solve their problem by . . . .

 

the teet milk that my nana stored in our basement.


A mother and father had a son, they called him sispot, when sispot got older he invented a shop called morrises hotcakes, were he sold . . .

 

He stayed in business for a while but one day he had to close because chickens just weren't fashionable anymore.

For every gopher, there's a ...

 

i am a loser with no life and should be killed by being stabbed to death with a thousand toothpicks.

one of these days i'm going to...

 

only 2 friends, one a chicken bone, and ones a pillow.

When i first road my bike, my dad chased me with a hammer, he got real close to me but . . .

 

... threw them to score points like they do in Germany!

Anyway my cell mate decided yesterday that we should ...