Finish the Sentence!

Moogles are hideous mole-bat deformities that prey on the blood of the innocent.

This thread is...

 

slowly disentegrating into the fragments of my hallowed past.

This Story starts off with....

 

24 guys all sitting around a fire naked, they all share marshmellows and talk about how straight they are, as the night goes on they all engage in doing the macarina, before a lady shows up, she . . . .

 

...swallows all 24 of the men, whole, at the same time, with her vagina.

It was pretty hot outside today, but tomorrow looks like...

 

...blood.

However, it the turns out to be chocolate, I'll make sure to...

 

smear it upon my nose.


My garden is covered with toe nail clippings, some days i go collecting them, but today when i went out there . . .

 

...and collected collected finger nail clippings instead

wario showed up naked in front of you with...

 

a chikita. The two of them laughed at you until they...

 

looked into eachothers eyes and realised a quick pash never harmed anyone.


My dad and mum get into arguments about milk, mum says shed rather drink breast milk, while my dad prefers sucking milk straight from a lamb, for christmas i decided to solve their problem by . . . .

 

swapping the milk around, they got so disgusted they never drank milk again. Instead they are now addicted to tiblet sauce which i make using...

 

the teet milk that my nana stored in our basement.


A mother and father had a son, they called him sispot, when sispot got older he invented a shop called morrises hotcakes, were he sold . . .

 

...among other things, piaca cowdung lollipops and tiblet smeared chicken bones.

He stayed in business for a while but one day he had to close because...

 

He stayed in business for a while but one day he had to close because chickens just weren't fashionable anymore.

For every gopher, there's a ...

 

it was christmas and the policy claimed so.

Hats are nice, but i hate the ones with boob pictures on it, i always kiss the hat, this is why . . .

 

i am a loser with no life and should be killed by being stabbed to death with a thousand toothpicks.

one of these days i'm going to...

 

One of these days i'm going to pathetically attempt to lose weight.

I have a guilty confession to make; I have...

 

only 2 friends, one a chicken bone, and ones a pillow.

When i first road my bike, my dad chased me with a hammer, he got real close to me but . . .

 

When i first road my bike, my dad chased me with a hammer, he got real close to me but got bored and beamed me by throwing it forcefully at the back of my cranium.

I can't believe I'm doing life just for Gnome Genocide it's not like I....

 

... threw them to score points like they do in Germany!

Anyway my cell mate decided yesterday that we should ...