I'd like to dedicate this thread to some of the most neglected group of people in any shady web forum; The Undercover Feds. They work many long hours trying to crack down Child Pornographers, illegal terrorists sharing hydrogen bomb blueprints (if you put some water in a condom, you've got a missile-shaped Hydrogen Bomb, *with* an added Oxidiser! - dangerous!), distributors of animal-bukkake videos (take that you sexy roborovski hamster!) and offcourse illegal pirates sharing backup-device information and rom locations/descriptions. (that's us!) Instead of acting like we don't know you're there, lets be innovative and give a nice warm welcome to all the feds on this board. Come on, don't be shy! Get over here and say a few things! We know you're there, might as well give it up the burden of a false identity and come join us in a nice group hug pulsating with brotherly love! Seriously, I wonder how many members on this board actually are feds. Thanks to 9/11, even the guy that illegally sold you your modchip might be one. Even the admins can be feds. Everyone except for me offcourse, I'm not allowed to hold federal jobs after I accidentally destroyed a foreign state last year. (Who calls Cuba a federal state anyways? Besides, that shit was busted before I even touched it. Communism rules! (sic)) I know no one is gonna fess up at being a fed, but I thought I'd rattle their chains a bit. Also, this post has secretely embedded several red-flag keywords and sentences that would alert any fed to this thread, just to make them know they're hated. Try to spot them all!