Favourite lies you told as parents or your parents told you.

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by FAST6191, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

    pip Reporter
    Nov 21, 2005
    United Kingdom
    Perhaps EOF material but I will start it out here first.

    I figure I will start with the classic
    "Once you get to 20 or so you stop getting spots"
  2. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolf-husky™ Melodramatic fool

    Sep 13, 2009
    "One day you could even become president!"
    I am pretty sure every kid in America has heard that one when they were kids.
  3. Quietlyawesome94

    Quietlyawesome94 GBAtemp Maniac

    Dec 4, 2010
    United States
    The Internet
    Santa. I found the suit in our attic around the age of 7... :'(
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  4. GammaGeorgeX

    GammaGeorgeX GBAtemp Regular

    Apr 19, 2011
    I literally couldn't get off santa until I was late 10!
  5. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

    Apr 29, 2011
    United States
    Dr. Wahwee's castle
    One that stands out to me was during my time as fifth grader, I hated being in school because my teacher was a real a**hole to me, even though I wasn't a bad student, so I skipped a lot of school during 1995/1996. Well, my brother and I decide to go up the road to a nearby park so our dad wouldn't catch us at home (had his lunch breaks there), and as we're walking toward the park, a neighbor who knew us well stopped to ask us why we were there. Naturally, I didn't want to get caught, so we lied about our being there. I told her we've been checked out by our parents and that we were on our way back to our house. Whether or not she bought it, I never found out to this day. Suffice to say my mom came home from work and boy was she pissed and very freaked out at our mysterious absence. This is after she found out we skipped school, how she found out I'll never know.
  6. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

    Aug 5, 2011
    United States
    New Jersey
    After walking in on that scene of American Pie when I was a wee lad...

    "Oh, uh, he just had to pee, so he's using the pie."

    Needless to say, I learned.
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