Father, I have sinned.

[Flame]

I played blackjack and gambled all church of GBATemps money and I also did intercourse with a hooker.

father please forgive me.

 

[mgrev]

Yes hello i am father my son everything is ok

 

[FAST6191]

The church of GBAtemp runs that blackjack game and the hooker... well the first time was a delusion and you were just rubbing one out and the second time was Doris the cleaning lady (you were right out of it). Doris has not had such a big smile in some time so you must have done something right.

 

[Flame]

The church of GBAtemp runs that blackjack game and the hooker... well the first time was a delusion and you were just rubbing one out and the second time was Doris the cleaning lady (you were right out of it). Doris has not had such a big smile in some time so you must have done something right.

... Oh no Father FAST is now doing drugs. He thinks I'm rubbing one off to Doris when in fact he is rubbing one off to Boris.

Yes hello i am father my son everything is ok

Father can you forgive FAST too.

 

[Jiehfeng]

I played blackjack and gambled all church of GBATemps money and I also did intercourse with a hooker.

father please forgive me.

O'son, you have asked for forgiveness in the worst possible subforum, your sins have therefore not forgiven. Please continue to "intercose with a hooker" and "gamble all church of GBATemp's money".