FACEBOOK CANCER RANT

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  1. mgrev
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    mgrev Legit Gladiator

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    THIS IS A RANT MADE BY ME, AND MY OPINIONS ONLY. THIS WILL BE IN ALL CAPS/UPPERCASE, SO IF YOU CAN'T TOLERATE THAT, FUCK OFF.
    SO, LET'S START THE RANT.

    FIRST, I HATE ALL THE SHITPOSTING AND CANCER ON FACEBOOK. MY QUOTE ON QUOTE FRIENDS, COMMENT ON STUFF LIKE "COMMENT 1 AND PRESS LIKE AND LOOK AT THE PICTURE. OMG IT WORKS". I HATE IT. I WANT TO FUCKING END MYSELF. AND MORE SHIT IS WHEN PEOPLE SHARE THOSE GODDAMN PICTURES WITH TERRIBLE ENGLISH "HOW MANY TRIANGLE ARE THERE" WITH A RESOLUTION LOWER THAN YOUR MOTHERS IQ. PEOPLE RANT ON FACEBOOK. THEY CAN EITHER COME TO EOF, OR PISS OFF. THERE IS A FUCKTON OF IDIOTS ON FACEBOOK. PEOPLE THAT POST OLD ASS MEMES IN THE COMMENTS, PEOPLE THAT CLICK LIKE ON EVERYTHING THEY SEE. EVEN PORN.

    I SHOULD DELETE MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT 2 DAY
     
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  2. Bubsy Bobcat

    Bubsy Bobcat vegtebales

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    that's your fault for joining facebook :^)
     
  3. VinsCool

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    You hate facebook cancer? Avoid chan boards, million times worse.
     
  4. astrangeone

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    I have a couple of friends who are disturbingly religious on facebook, and honestly, I got tired of looking at their posts. I finally ended up blocking them, and getting terrifying mad at them...
     
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  5. mgrev
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    "DONT SCROLL WITHOUT TYPING AMEN"
    I'd rather kill myself
     
  6. Bubsy Bobcat

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    i wish my mum would put more minion quotes on my wall :)
     
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    TRIGGERED
     
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    astrangeone GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    I'm just glad that I'm not one of my friends - she always gets the anti-abortion idiots on her page.
     
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  9. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire Nepu Nepu Nepu

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    Wow you were not shitting. You actually made the rant :rofl2:
     
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    Those are blocked from my time line ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  11. mgrev
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    mgrev Legit Gladiator

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    i could rant on about emojis and [deep breath so i don't explode] minions.

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    i have blocked a lot of them, but there is always something
     
  12. Luglige

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    under your bed
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    actually north korea. please send help
    I literally only use Facebook for logging into other websites.
     
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  14. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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    Who even uses Facebook anymore?
     
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    i do ironically
     
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    mgrev Legit Gladiator

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    I check facebook like every other week
     
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    If u dont repost this u r a fake ass bitch! Don't just keep scrolling or Jesus will come to your house and eat ur cat! Something about tranny bathrooms!
     
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  18. Touko White

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    I use it all the time, the only real reason is to talk to Rach, a cosplayer from the UK.