F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

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Oct 15, 2006

F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng by Westside at 3:09 AM (842 Views / 0 Likes) 7 replies

  1. Westside
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    A story by some dude named Ronkeli, I made me ROFL!11!:

    F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng:

    [At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
    Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
    Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
    **Rocket goes off
    Gandalf: "Pwned!"

    Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
    Bilbo has left the server
    Frodo: "***!?"

    [later, in Bag End]
    Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
    Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
    Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
    Bilbo: "ok"
    Gandalf has logged on as admin
    Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

    **Later
    Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
    **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
    Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
    Frodo: "***?"
    Gandalf has logged on as admin
    Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
    Sam has been kicked from The Shire

    [At Isengard]
    Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
    Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
    Gandalf: "***?!"
    Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
    Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
    **Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
    Saruman: "Pwned!"

    [on the road to Bree]
    Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
    Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
    Frodo: "Ph34r!"
    Sam: "Shrooms!"
    Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
    **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
    Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

    [Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
    **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
    Frodo has left the server
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
    Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

    [at Weathertop]
    Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
    **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
    Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

    **the black riders attack
    Merry: "OMG!!!"
    Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
    Pippin: "***"
    Frodo has left the server
    **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "***... hax!"
    **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
    Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
    Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

    [on the road to Rivendell]
    Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
    **Arwen rides up
    Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
    Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
    Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
    Arwen: "Firewall?"

    **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
    Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
    **nazgul start to cross
    Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
    **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
    Warning: Connection Problems Detected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    Arwen: "Pwnt"

    [at the Council of Elrond]
    Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
    Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
    Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
    Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
    **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
    Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
    **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
    Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

    [Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
    Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
    Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
    Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
    **Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
    Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
    Frodo: "sif!"
    Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

    [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
    **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
    Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
    Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
    **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
    Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
    Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
    Gimli votes to change map to Moria
    Votes 4 of 4 required
    Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

    [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
    Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
    **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
    Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
    Boromir: "GL HF"
    Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
    Legolas [arrow] guardian
    Gandalf: "gg"

    [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
    Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

    **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
    Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
    **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
    Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
    Merry: "d'oh"
    **The fellowship hears the ork drums
    Boromir: "***?"
    Aragorn: "***?"
    Frodo: "..."
    Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.
     
  2. Alexeh

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  3. Westside
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    What server is this World of Warcraft guild located on? [​IMG]
     
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    Reads more like CS chat to me
     
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    hey, where's part two and twee?
     
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    REVIVAL OF A YEAR OLD THREAD!
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