F-word Halloween

[bnwchbammer]

Fuck Halloween.
Yeah, I said it.
It's just a stupid excuse for girls to run around in their underwear.
Now, ok, you're like:
But, bnwchbammer, what's wrong with girls running around in their underwear?
And I don't know if I have a good answer for that.
It just pisses me off.
As do girls wearing skanky-ass dresses to parties or insanely short shorts in public.
The girl at college that I find the most attractive out of everyone wears pants and a hoodie.
Too many of these girls are being sluts and, frankly, it's annoying.
Halloween just makes it worse.
There will be so much skin shown it's gonna be ridiculous.
Maybe it's mostly because I don't give a shit about what a girl's body looks like.
(Well, to an extent)
It's all about the face.
The rest is there for after I'm going out with them.
Before, I don't need to see anything, I don't need you flaunting your shit around, fuck you.
And yes,
Many of you know me as the hentai guy here on the 'temp.
But I stand by what I'm saying.
Fuck Halloween.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I see nothing wrong with getting a glimpse of what is normally hidden.

A few years back the sweetest girl I knew wore a lovely loligoth dress that barely covered her assets.
Do you think I complained? HELL no.
(though I did ask her to pick a quarter up off the floor....)

 

[Zetta_x]

Last Halloween was horrible. My last girlfriend (who is an ex now) dressed slutty and attracted so much attention from guys and it pissed me off. However, I have went through an entire personality overhaul (mainly from that last relationship), I can't wait to see how much newest girlfriend is going to play out in Halloween.

I do agree, Halloween used to be a time where ghouls and gremlins come out, now it's just a time for slutty people to come out

 

[Warrior522]

I see nothing wrong with getting a glimpse of what is normally hidden.

A few years back the sweetest girl I knew wore a lovely loligoth dress that barely covered her assets.
Do you think I complained? HELL no.
(though I did ask her to pick a quarter up off the floor....)

And this is why you are the cool mod (along with TD).

 

[Zerousen]

I don't know what Halloween is like in College or something, but what pisses ME off is that some of the teenagers in my neighborhood dress up in something ULTRA scary to try to scare all of the little kids away. Although there was this one time a girl in my class...never mind

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Guys, did you ever think of it this way?
Yes, your girlfriend might be apt to show her awesome body on Halloween.
Yes, she might turn a lot of heads....
But who is she going home with?
Who is she going to remove those last vestiges of clothing for?
Who are all those guys jealous of, because they wish they could touch that incredible woman?

That would be You.

Have a little pride in yourself.
A little confidence.
because she believes that you deserve her.

Even if you don't deserve her.

Let your lady show a little leg and cleavage once in a while.
There are few feelings quite as good as turning the heads of people, and perhaps enticing them a bit.
As a matter of fact, it's an aphrodisiac.
And when you get home, and she begins taking that little outfit off,
you're the one that will be benefiting from the feeling that attention gives her.


EDIT: Warrior522: Dave wins in that category. But to be honest, all of the moderation staff have their awesome aspects.
Thank you.

 

[Zerousen]

Guys, did you ever think of it this way?
Yes, your girlfriend might be apt to show her awesome body on Halloween.
Yes, she might turn a lot of heads....
But who is she going home with?
Who is she going to remove those last vestiges of clothing for?
Who are all those guys jealous of, because they wish they could touch that incredible woman?

That would be You.

Have a little pride in yourself.
A little confidence.
because she believes that you deserve her.

Even if you don't deserve her.

Let your lady show a little leg and cleavage once in a while.
There are few feelings quite as good as turning the heads of people, and perhaps enticing them a bit.
As a matter of fact, it's an aphrodisiac.
And when you get home, and she begins taking that little outfit off,
you're the one that will be benefiting from the feeling that attention gives her.

I never thought of it that way.

 

[CrimzonEyed]

Make her in real world and add a halloween suit, would you complain?

 

[Snailface]

I agree bnwchbammer, girls in slutty underwear on Halloween are overrated, I prefer them in their "natural state", meh heh heh.

 

[Zerousen]

Make her in real world and add a halloween suit, then would you complain?

Fixed that for you

 

[ThePowerOutage]

Make her in real world and add a halloween suit, would you complain?

I think I'd prefer her in her birthday suit XD

 

[Maz7006]

fuck halloween coz it reminds me of the day i got banned from xbox live

mofos surprised us lol

TRICK OR BAN !!

 

[_Chaz_]

Most of that rant sounds like a reason to love Halloween.

 

[Zerousen]

Most of that rant sounds like a reason to love Halloween.

Also, it's kind of funny how some people pretend to hate those kinds of things to keep from being thought of as perverted, but inside, they fricken' love it. :looks in the mirror:

 

[hakujintanuki]

BIG difference between showing a little skin and being a slut.

Maybe you should quit being so fucking judgemental.

 

[Zetta_x]

Guys, did you ever think of it this way?
Yes, your girlfriend might be apt to show her awesome body on Halloween.
Yes, she might turn a lot of heads....
But who is she going home with?
Who is she going to remove those last vestiges of clothing for?
Who are all those guys jealous of, because they wish they could touch that incredible woman?

That would be You.

Have a little pride in yourself.
A little confidence.
because she believes that you deserve her.

Even if you don't deserve her.

Let your lady show a little leg and cleavage once in a while.
There are few feelings quite as good as turning the heads of people, and perhaps enticing them a bit.
As a matter of fact, it's an aphrodisiac.
And when you get home, and she begins taking that little outfit off,
you're the one that will be benefiting from the feeling that attention gives her.


EDIT: Warrior522: Dave wins in that category. But to be honest, all of the moderation staff have their awesome aspects.
Thank you.

Considering my last girlfriend was a bad cheater who couldn't help if guys took advantage of her (keep in mind she was 21), this year, I have learned to take control of my relationships.

Nice way of looking at it though. I still say f**chs Halloween like bnwchbammer

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

If she's known to be a 'cheater', why keep giving her chances to hurt you?

Doesn't sound like much of a relationship, if you ask me.

I mean no offense with this statement, it's just an observation.

 

[Rayder]

Halloween hasn't meant anything to me for about 30 years. Me ogling slutty teenage girls as they walk around just seems creepy. But then again, being creepy on Halloween is the norm right?

Still, I mostly just pretend like the day never happened. I stay inside and watch TV. My neighborhood is so run down that hardly anyone trick-or-treats on it anyway.

 

[Jamstruth]

Fact: Staring at women's breasts makes you live longer

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Fact: Staring at women's breasts makes you live longer

It's the only thing that gets some peoples' hearts beating fast.
Definitely a good thing once in a while.