Explain your favorite food or drink as horribly as you can

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  1. Tomato Hentai
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    basically, describe how it tastes as horribly as you can, and the next person will try to guess what it is
    i'll go first:

    ELECTRIC RAT PISS.
     
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  2. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Hmm, is this an energy drink? Like Monster or something?

    Potatoes made into a way where there are toppings on it.
     
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    It was Voltage Mountain Dew. Pretty close though.
     
  4. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    It's a potato. Can you guess what it is?
     
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    hobbledehoy899 Conniption Master

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    It's bloody and causes cancer.
     
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    Piss colored hype liquid
     
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    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    big round circle smeared with a red substance, covered with a white slimy and viscous substance and toped with animal meats.
     
  8. Tomato Hentai
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    Normal Mountain Dew?
     
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    ew! Mountain Dew is the worst drink ever!
    I drink Monster.
     
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    GhostLatte The Hypebeast Shitposter

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    You can't be MLG without Mountain Dew.
     
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    Don't worry about it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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    Jacklack3 ( ゚ヮ゚) buddie was here

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    In your basement Dick Size: 5 meters.
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    CREAM PIES :tpi:

    UNHEALTHY GREASY CIRCLE SLAB
     
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    SODA THAT CREAMS BUT ISN'T CREAMING SODA AND PROVIDES ZOOMZOOMZOOM

    SIZZLY SLICES OF GLORY IN BETWEEN BUNS
     
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  15. Bubsy Bobcat

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    It looks like mashed shit with piss colored milk stuff on top
     
  16. Shubshub

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    Mashed Potato with Butter on it
     
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  17. Bubsy Bobcat

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    Shit isn't yellow you stupid HECK
     
  18. Shubshub

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    Butter is yellow m8 Google it some time
     
  19. Bubsy Bobcat

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    U sed mashed potato since when the hecking poo was mashed potate brown
     
  20. Shubshub

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    Mince with Cheese on it then