MII NEWS Hello and welcome to the evening edition of Mii News! Everybody wants to know, apparently. According to Hinata Research's latest discovery, the number one person with the longest toilet time on Smi Island is Yui. Number two on the list is Jesus. Mai was the favourite but ended up taking third place. Upon hearing the results, Yui said, "I think BonziBUDDY takes longer." voicing displeasure on the research. We asked some islanders their opinions. Dolan Duk: How is this even in the news? Walrus: That story gave me hope for humanity. Thanks for watching!