Everyone is being so productive and social

[BORTZ]

<-- MFW
All I've done for as long as I can remember is sit behind this desk and masturbate.
And look at me.
I'm the employee of the fopping year.

\/ My desk when im the employee of the year \/

 

[Veho]

More like "employee of the fapping year" amirite.

 

[BORTZ]

420 fap it up

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

Who says you're not being production when you're sitting behind a desk and masturbating THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR LIKE 3 HOURS A DAY 15 HOURS A WEEK 60 HOURS A MONTH AND I GET PAID LIKE $10 TO DO SO DON'T YOU TELL ME SITTING BEHIND A DESK AND MASTURBATING ISN'T PRODUCTIVE

 

[Gahars]

BortzSeesPeopleHavingFunAsHeSitsThereMasturbatingAndDiscussesTheMatterWithGBAtemp.jpg

Or BSPHFAHSTMADTMWGBA.jpg for short.

 

[FAST6191]

I take issue with your use of the word everyone.

I have never been accused of being productive or sociable (and I have over 25 years of practice at it) and do not intend to start any time soon.

 

[nando]

do you work at a sperm bank?

 

[RiderLeangle]

 

[Foxi4]