Everyone is being so productive and social

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  1. BORTZ
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    All I've done for as long as I can remember is sit behind this desk and masturbate.
    And look at me.
    I'm the employee of the fopping year.

    \/ My desk when im the employee of the year \/
     
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  2. Veho

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    More like "employee of the fapping year" amirite.
     
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    BORTZ Don't pretend you aren't impressed

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    420 fap it up
     
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    I forgot
    WOAH WOAH WOAH.

    Who says you're not being production when you're sitting behind a desk and masturbating :angry: THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR LIKE 3 HOURS A DAY 15 HOURS A WEEK 60 HOURS A MONTH AND I GET PAID LIKE $10 TO DO SO DON'T YOU TELL ME SITTING BEHIND A DESK AND MASTURBATING ISN'T PRODUCTIVE
     
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    I take issue with your use of the word everyone.

    I have never been accused of being productive or sociable (and I have over 25 years of practice at it) and do not intend to start any time soon.
     
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    do you work at a sperm bank?
     
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