Etiquette/Sanitization conundrum: What would you do?

[Stwert]

Public toilets are dirty so you wipe your ass with your finger actually getting shit all over it? How TF is that more sanitary? What's next? Fisting yourself to scoop out the shit from inside of you?

I seriously hope you don't actually think I was serious, though at least it'd be your own shite and not some disease ridden strangers

 

[ThoD]

I seriously hope you don't actually think I was serious, though at least it'd be your own shite and not some disease ridden strangers

To be honest, low-key did, you won't believe the stupid things I've heard from people on here, so I wouldn't be surprised Just used to seeing /s when the person is joking is all...

 

[Stwert]

To be honest, low-key did, you won't believe the stupid things I've heard from people on here, so I wouldn't be surprised Just used to seeing /s when the person is joking is all...

It’s usually pretty safe to assume that anything I type is at least borderline sarcasm I have my serious moments, sure, but I can never resist a set-up