EoF Rap Battle!!!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by NeoSupaMario, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. NeoSupaMario
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    NeoSupaMario GBATemp's Official Stegosaurus

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    Title says it all. PM the person you want to rap battle and if they agree, post your matchup in the comments! You both will then have five posts to do battle against eachother, then the next five posters shall determine the winner! Then the next matchup goes and etc. Black Ice and myself shall oversee this contest. :tpi: :tpi: Good luck!

    Created by NeoSupaMario and his demon-cat partner-in-chaos Black-Ice, who will come to deliver his speech about this sometime.
     
  2. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    WHO WANTS TO BE MY PARTNER, I'M FAMOUS ON THIS.
     
  3. NeoSupaMario
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    NeoSupaMario GBATemp's Official Stegosaurus

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    No. Please don't ruin this. At least read the instructions.
     
  4. Lemmy Koopa

    Lemmy Koopa M3 Perfect fanboy

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    If you notice, he never really reads anything he replies to. Don't try to argue with him too much, it will lead him to getting angry and doing ad hominem attacks towards you.
     
  5. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Wait, what? You can't just PM someone, what would be better if people chose who they're going to be with. You may PM someone and what if they don't reply?
     
  6. NeoSupaMario
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    NeoSupaMario GBATemp's Official Stegosaurus

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    They get an alert when PM'd. And if they don't respond, it's safe to assume either
    a)they don't want to
    b)they don't like you and won't bother reading the pm or
    c) they got banned/died.

    Now, does anybody have a battle matchup?
     
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  7. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Yo yo, listen I smell a post thats abysmal,
    Must be coming from ComeTurismal
    C-c-c-cry so hard that p1ng wanna find me,
    First twin gotta find me,
    Whats a ban to a cat like me?
    Wont you please remind me
    Cry so hard this shit cray'
    Crying rivers ev'ry day
     
  8. NeoSupaMario
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    Nice. Anybody gonna try and counter? Or is he automatically the winner?
     
  9. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Check me out
    I broke up with my ex girl, heres her number
    Psych, thats the wrong number!
    Sweet dolla tea from McDonalds, I drink that
    Super Hot Fire, I spit that
    2 and a half men, I watch that! (I'm not a rapper)
    Aight check me out
    Glasses, jacket, shirt
    Call me glasses, jacket shirt-man
    Or call me Supa Hot boy, hundred degrees, leather jacket
    Cause I'm Supa Hot boy! (I'm not a rapper)

    [​IMG]
     
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    Push me
    And then just touch me
    Till I can get my satisfaction
    Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction
    Push me
    And then just touch me
    Till I can get my satisfaction
    Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

    Push me
    And then just touch me
    Till I can get my satisfaction

    Push me
    And then just touch me
    Till I can get my satisfaction

    Push me
    And then just touch me
    Till I can get my satisfaction
    Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction
     
  11. Engert

    Engert I love me

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    my name is G
    i gotta pee
    i got a baseball bat
    and a hat
    and i'm phat
    just like that

    uhuh uhuh
     
  12. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    B to the L to the ACK
    rollin' through the EoF in my own way
    I'm a lean mean like whoring machine
    Vote Black-Ice for mod, 2013
     
  13. NeoSupaMario
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    Dis contest got Rollin'
    Its gun be gud
    Cause when tempers rap
    Things get crazy
    Specially when the matchup's
    Gahars Black-Ice Flame And Engert

    Now ComeTurism0 tried to play
    But he just don't get the EoF way
    You read the rules then you play da game
    That's where he lacks among other places

    Me? I'm Neo an I come ta fight
    The system called the EoF
    But I'm not like Turism0 ya see
    Cuz I win and he don't-that's how things gonna be
     
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    I met a traveller from an antique land
    Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
    And on the pedestal these words appear --
    "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

    Word.
     
  15. Skixy

    Skixy Fight me.

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    Away from you.
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    The temps where I be lurkin
    straight up, chicks be twerkin
    Talkin bout the D S 3
    Hit the EOF to see some, Double D's
    Yuh, man dat cosplay thread be crazy
    bitches be dressin like Peach and Daisy
    Speakin'a that, didju see dat wii-u?
    shit be so behind like its 2002
    And look at dat sony,
    mm dont wanna hear dat name
    cuz errybody knows
    THEY AINT GOT NO GAEMS ;O;
    [​IMG]
     
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    mic check 1.2.1.2.

    check me out...

    im a rapper on temp
    The temps where I be lurkin
    straight up, chicks be twerkin
    Talkin bout the D S 3
    Hit the EOF to see some, Double D's
    Yuh, man dat cosplay thread be crazy
    bitches be dressin like Peach and Daisy
    Speakin'a that, didju see dat wii-u?
    Now this is the story all about how
    My life got flipped, turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground where I spent most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"
     
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  19. chavosaur

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    R-R-R-REMIX ;O;
     
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  20. NeoSupaMario
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    D-D-D-DUBSTEP ;O;
     
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