English, Mother****er's do you speak it?

[Tom Bombadildo]

Considering a lot of people that are supposedly from the US have incredibly terrible grammar/seems to hardly know English, let's give them a little lesson on English. Hell, this could apply to those who don't speak English and are struggling and might need a hand! I could think of quite a few people who could benefit from these "lessons"

Spoiler

And yeah yeah, I know, this is older than the internet blah blah blah.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

This is a British speaking forum.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

This is a British speaking forum.

Duh, I said English not 'merican

 

[Guild McCommunist]

 

[emigre]

HI VALWIN!

 

[BORTZ]

 

[Wizerzak]

You forgot to mention how ''s' is used for possessive when using a name or object, unless it's plural, in which case the apostrophe comes after the 's'. But in all cases the apostrophe always indicates something is missing.

Also,

Hell, this could apply to those not in the US

I'm not in the US and I'm not struggling.

 

[The Catboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5P1Fcfohok

 

[Veho]

Lo siento, no hablo Inglés.

 

[naglaro00]

periods, periods

where are the periods

 

[nryn99]

pasensya, di ko maintindihan yung nakasulat sa litrato.
pwede paki-translate sa wika ko?

 

[notmeanymore]

He's a motherfucking apostrophe and he doesn't fucking mean "Look out here come's an S"

English, Motherfucker's do you speak it?

 

[1234turtles]

I fail to see what ****ing your mother has to do with english.

 

[Wizerzak]

He's a motherfucking apostrophe and he doesn't fucking mean "Look out here come's an S"

English, Motherfucker's do you speak it?

roflol!

 

[Veho]

He's a motherfucking apostrophe and he doesn't fucking mean "Look out here come's an S"

*comes

 

[AlanJohn]

lol your mad bro

 

[MelodieOctavia]

The title is so deliciously ironic.

 

[DinohScene]

lol your mad bro

OH GOD MAH MADS! ;O;

 

[camurso_]

Acho muito bem que se fale Inglês correctamente.
Se nos "obrigam", aqui, a falar Inglês, ao menos que se fale como deve ser...

 

[Skelletonike]

Well, truth be told, in most forums and social websites that I've been to, most people write english really badly, worst is, most of the times they're from the US... It's really degrading to the English language when so many people write like that online. xP