easter ass

[slimbizzy]

so there was this kid on easter, a happy kid. and he decided to put easter ears on his head cause it's his favorite day of the year.

he had a long night before easter, so he ended up falling asleep during class with them on. some big fat meanies came over and glued the ears to his head.

when he woke up, he couldn't get them off. so he decided to put on a beanie to hide them till he got home.

as the day went on, he ended up falling asleep again. but the same bullies came over, and glued new ears to the top of his beanie.

now he's forever known as an ass. this's why you don't bully furries.

 

[SG854]

I wish I could understand this story

 

[godreborn]

you had me at ass.

 

[Deleted member 546149]

I hate furries with the fury of 1000 suns

 

[BraveDragonWolf]

I think the question is... What the hell does a rabbit have to do with eggs??
Rabbits don't lay eggs...

 

[Louse]

I came in, ready to be disappointed, and I was.

 

[Vila_]

10/10 tutorial, life changing...

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

what. the Hell. is that.

 

[WeedZ]

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Life changing, 10/10

 

[Deleted User]

I was hoping you'd offer up some nice, juicy Easter Ass for me.

 

[BigOnYa]

I was hoping you'd offer up some nice, juicy Easter Ass for me.

 

[Deleted User]

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Nonononono, I mean't that I was hoping for some nice @TomRannd ass for Easter.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I wish I could understand this story

Says the guy who wrote not one, but two dharr mann bootleg stories

 

[SG854]

Says the guy who wrote not one, but two dharr mann bootleg stories

Correction

One Dharr Mann story

And one Epic

 

[slaphappygamer]

IS THAT A DODGER HAT!!!?!??!

 

[SG854]

IS THAT A DODGER HAT!!!?!??!

It's dababy from papa meat

 

[slaphappygamer]

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

DABABY???

 

[slaphappygamer]

Which baby

https://nypost.com/2020/07/09/lil-baby-vs-dababy-tale-of-the-tape-of-2020s-hottest-rappers/amp/


....cries most?