Dutch prostitute twins retire at 70 after 50 years and 355,000 men

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  1. soulx
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    you know you want it.

    http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/14/amste...-at-70-after-50-years-and-355000-men-3542030/
     


  2. J-Machine

    J-Machine Self proclaimed Pog champion

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    A concrete Igloo
    Well there goes my whole trip. *tears up plane ticket
     
  3. Rizsparky

    Rizsparky Saiyan Prince

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    Sexay!
     
  4. jmanup85

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    They put the "pro" in prostitution
     
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  5. Hyro-Sama

    Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    *Awaits for Gahars to deliver hilarious puns*
     
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  6. Psionic Roshambo

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    So like I bet they give the best gummer ever.... lol
     
  7. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I think congratulations are in order. After all, they brought a whole new meaning to the term "Double Dutch."
     
  8. Foxi4

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    ...well, I suppose some people like blue cheese sandwiches. :tpi:
     
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  9. weavile001

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    wow, they had sex with 2 men every day.

    too much pun here.
     
  10. DiabloStorm

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    *throws a hotdog down a hallway*
     
  11. Devin

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    *throws a hallway down a hotdog*
     
  12. Ericthegreat

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    Wow
     
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  13. Celice

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    I remember first hearing about these ladies from the said-documentary. They seemed fairly sweet.
     
  14. J-Machine

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    A concrete Igloo
    more like alternating between 19 and 2o a day (19.45 to be precise)
     
  15. cdoty

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    Would you rather:

    A) Pay regular price for one young prostitute
    or
    B) Pay regular price for two older (oldest) prostitutes?
     
  16. weavile001

    weavile001 Spiritmaster

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    wow,19 and a half men.
     
  17. DiabloStorm

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    I'd rather C) Buy a new computer :)
     
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  18. FAST6191

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    Though my stack of toy computers could probably find any of their number replaced for about that much and I do have to note a distinct lack of knowledge as to the price of the services of the ladies in question, I do have point out that the average price is barely enough to replace a hard drive let alone do a new machine justice.
     
  19. soulx
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    As usual, GBAtemp picks videogames over sex.
     
  20. Densetsu

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    Wouldn't YOU like to know?
    Those sisters have been Fokken for a long time!
     
  21. DiabloStorm

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    * over stds ^_^
     
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