Dunder Mifflin is NOW HIRING!!!

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I'm in the running to be the Regional Manager of the (fictional) Kalamazoo, MI branch of Dunder Mifflin... from the TV show "The Office". I need to get 15 "employees" to sign up under me, and then I get the "job" of helping to run the online community for the Kalamazoo area (which is where I actually live). I would love to do it, but I need your support!!

If you'd like to help me out, it only takes 2 minutes... just go to www.dundermifflininfinity.com (it's part of NBC.com, so no shady website dealings here) and sign up to be an employee in the Kalamazoo, MI branch with the hiring code qr9t6wqch9. If I'm the first to make it to 15, the branch is mine. In return, you'll get access to a bunch of special features and web content once this season gets started. And you can earn Schrute Bucks...

As a kind bonus, enter "Kessler's" where it asks for the bonus DVD code and you'll get an extra 100 Schrute Bucks when you sign up.


Many thanks!!!
 

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So you're basically advertising your site ?

Not quite... for fans of the show, this online branch concept is a pretty big deal. It's looking like a lot of the free content (deleted scenes, etc.) for the show is going to be funneled through these communities as opposed to the generic NBC website, and the show will make references to the branches as the whole concept progresses. If you aren't interested, no problem... but if you like this stuff, you'll want to get attached to a branch so you can have access to the goods.
 

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Pfft. Why would I want to work for you?

Now if Costello was my boss...

OK, I think I need to put together a welcome packet for all the new hires...

Included will be:
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Fun jeans (white, drycleaned)
World's Best Boss mug
Blue Blast flavored sports drink
NightSwept cologne
NASA blanket
Beet seeds
Homemade oven mitt
Gaydar
Spare pair of Birkenstocks
Chili's gift certificate
Foreman grill
69 Cup o' Noodles
Varsity Blues on DVD

Now seriously, how can anybody say no to this??
 
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