1. FAST6191

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    If we are doing nosebleed stories it did see me leave an exam hall.

    So I never had one my entire childhood but then about 18-19 my nose decides to get its period and bleed once a month (or occasionally when sharp cold temperature change/when tweaked even moderately). So anyway I had almost finished an exam and one comes on. Plug with my other hand and finish up.
    Hand in the air.
    Looks over and I let it drop to catch below my chin. Obvious what is needed so gestures to go out.
    As we were leaving the room and they opened the door to go to the toilet to do the walrus tusk bit they go pale enough that I thought they were having the sparkly bits and I was going to have to catch them.

    I would not have minded so much but the invigilators were all fairly advanced medical students (4th-5th year, well after practical stuff is starting to be done) in the medical building.
     
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    Either on the teachers part if they were unjustified, or if the teacher was justified, at least something not that common. would you believe me if i told you something similar happened with a classmate? except the teacher said "a cardboard cutout" so one day he actually left a small cardboard cutout (just a picture of him giving a thumbs up printed on an a4 sheet of paper pasted into a cardboard frame) and left

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    nosebleeding probably is what made me lose any sense of being scared of blood, it probably helped a lot that one time i cutted a bit of my finger by accident when i was 12 or so, i remember pain (normal when you cut off your finger) but not being scared of the buckets of blood that came out, i was mostly annoyed at how long the hospital visit took, i cut off my finger at like 20, was out of the hospital at 1 or 2
     
  3. Minox

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    I was only kicked out once and I struggle to call it dumb. I was sleeping in class and my math teacher didn't want me to disturb others so she sent me out. Worth keeping in mind that I usually did really well on the math tests so I guess she also wasn't too concerned about me not learning what she taught.
     
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    But you didn't get kicked out of class, you just shared that time when your nose had it's period.
    I'm guessing you were the one kicking the teachers out of class for being illiterate.
     
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    I was never kicked out for dumb reasons, they always had pretty good ones. I was a problem child to say the least. The "best" in my opinion, was getting kicked out of health class for filling a condom with milk and helium, but the teacher didnt realize what was in there when she popped it with a pin. The ruckus that ensued got me kicked out of class and close to expelled from school.
     
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    In the sixth grade, we were watching a bill bye vid in class, he was setting something on fire and said “don’t do this at home” so I yelled out “I’ll do it at school then” which was somehow considered a threat to burn down the school
     
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    legend
     
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    Well to be fair, it was more so a dumb reason for getting in trouble, as my teacher didn’t care, but some random student did, which for some insane reason resulted in the cops coming over and all my stuff getting searched

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    I also got into serious trouble that same year for searching up “nearest gun stores so I can shoot up a school” on my school iPad, which to be fair, I kinda deserved
     
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    in high school 15 years ago, we were trying out microscopes and looking at some sample skin tissue and i said out loud to my classmates, "the person this tissue came from is probably rotten"...
    it was my teacher's cheek tissue... lol
    needless to say, i had a good rest of the day playing Zelda Oracle of Ages on my GBA (yes, i stopped using my GBC once i got my GBA).
     
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    not sure really. there's a picture in the yearbook when I was in 5th grade, where you could see me in the corner, sitting with my face towards the wall. I wasn't kicked out, but I was separated.
     
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    Got detention for calling a kid gay
     
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    Heading to the toilet "without permission" when the instructor was like 15 minutes late to class.
    Got me kicked out when I returned, even though I didn't take long. Nice.
     
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    I once wrote on a form for why I had forgotten to turn in my homework that space aliens had taken it. that was like 6th grade. there was another time in 5th grade, where a fat teacher snapped this cane in half by leaning on it. she said, "wow, I guess I don't know my own strength" to which I replied, "you mean weight."
     
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    i remember in 6th grade during a history test, my nose started bleeding, but the substitute teacher administering the exam refused to let me leave the room until i'd finished the exam...which i couldn't do because my nose had poured blood all over the page...she made me sit in the room through recess because i refused to "complete" my blood-soaked test, so the two of us just kind of sat, in deadlock, as blood continued to drip out of my nose, pooling off of my desk and onto the floor... when the other kids got back from recess, some of them screamed, and ran out of the classroom to tell another teacher what they had walked into...

    ...never saw that particular substitute teacher again...
     
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