DS #2721: Imagine Fashion Model (Europe)

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Sep 27, 2008
  1. JPH
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  2. Just Joe

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    Apparently very realistic.

    First you have to get a portfolio done without the photographer getting you to agree to some more risqué shots.

    Then you have to negotiate with an agent who thinks your too fat.

    You then have to visit an exclusive restaurant but only eat celery and ice water.

    In the limo stage you eat junk food as fast as possible while hidden in the back, but then you have to throw it up again once you arrive at the fashion show so you'll fit in that dress.

    Then you have to complete three show in Singapore, Paris and New York in one day, while only popping amphetamines and snorting coke to keep you going.

    In the final Boss stage you have to perform lewd sexual acts on an ugly fashion designer, who threatened to drop you from his next show because your too old at 21.

    EDIT. Damit! My character just died of anorexia! Imagine that!
     
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    After reading your post, I'm actually downloading this game.
     
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    I think my ability to distinguish sarcasm has just dropped... Is that sarcasm, or is that what you can actually do in the game? [​IMG]
     
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    Someone should make a game like that... [​IMG]
     
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    That's just ONE ending, however. This game has multiple endings, all of which start with you as a preppy teenager girl skipping merrily through high school when you must decide whether to be a teacher, or a fashion model. If you choose teacher, you end up starving for lack of funds. If you choose fashion model, that's where the REAL FUN BEGINS.

    Some things in the game remain constant, such as minigames where you apply make-up until you look like Coco Chanel, shaving off the hair on your upper lip and wax your legs, not eating, and properly synchronizing bathroom visits with your female classmates. The game ends when you attain varicose veins.

    The controls are a bit awkward in this game. Walking must be done by complex synchronizations of the D-pad and buttons to attain that sauntering drunken cat-walk. You also learn proper etiquette for turning down guys so that you can go to the prom with that guy who gets drunk and urinates in the parking lot.

    Some things are left up to the player's devices, such as whether you want to be a skank, a ho, or a prostitute. What it all comes down to, however, is whether you were born ugly or not. Much of the rest of the game is spent satiating your skiving, unscrupulous "agents". This involves giving a lot of head and doing a lot of coke. Coke makes you feel better about all the nasty head you have to give to be a beloved fashion model like Britney Spears or whoever the latest whore is these days. Be sure not to take TOO much coke, as you'll turn ugly and saggy much faster when you're riding the white tiger.

    Finally, you can go for the championship by becoming "Miss Sweet Buttered Buns" for your local county full of sleazy old fat guys who laugh and leer a lot. Just remember not to taint your crown with any sort of sexist objectification!!
     
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    Lol what the fuck
     
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