So last night I teach my dog "Sit Down" and "Shake" This morning I teach her "Lay Down"........then I go to a competition and I tell my dog to Shake, she does, then I say Sit Down....Sit Down......Sit Down.....Sit the fuck down.......eh I lose the comp, I then realize I have two down commands so I realize I cant rename a command.....I have to delete Sit Down, might as well delete shake too. New commands? Sit Girl, Shake Hands, & Lay Down. I hit the contest again and say Shake Hands, whoo hoo, then the command says lie (Notice Lie) so I am yelling LIE DOWN. Now I feel a lot like Tycho......Then I realize my command is LAY down....wow picky dog. In the end the only thing I don't know how to do is get my pet to sit still for a period of time, but I have used up all my "ability to learn tricks" for the day, took my dog for a walk. I may have gotten yelled at cause my dog was pissing and I didn't clean it up....not sure, might have been the tutorial saying to clean up dog shit when my dog decides to drop a deuce. It's 10:30 and I took my dog for a walk.....now what the hell do I do? She won't return the ball or frisbee in the house? I think I will go to the store to see if they have a bb gun for sale.