Don't you hate when you have to go to USA even when you don't want to?

[JuanMena]

Jesus Christ, every monday have to wake up early and become an immigrant because I have to go to USA.

And then my parents are like: "bUt wE wAnT yOu aT hOmE bY 12pm"

And I'm like, c'mon old man! I have to go to USA.
And I'm tired of my parents thinking that I don't have anything better to do every Monday, but noOOOO, USA keeps calling me with it's amazing promises.

I hate my life

 

[SylverReZ]

All my homies hate the USA.

 

[CoolMe]

USA keeps calling me with it's amazing promises.

Oh, yes, there's plenty of opportunities for someone with impressive qualities, it is rare indeed..

 

[JuanMena]

Oh shoot! I didn't got notified of mrdude's reply.