Does it mean something?

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  1. gameboy13
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    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    The cheese wheels I store in my Skyrim house keep leaping out of my computer monitor and slapping me in the face. What does it mean? Should I prepare my home for a cheese invasion? Will all the IRL cheese revolt? Should I stop munching on shrooms?
     
  2. Rydian

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    Stop inhaling cheetos dust.
     
  3. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    1. Start a pot of spaghetti or macaroni.
    2. When it's done, drain it and dump it on a plate.
    3. Get one block of cheese, preferably not american cheese.
    4. Go to your computer.
    5. Start Skyrim and go to your house and stare at the cheese you've stored.
    6. Make sure the pasta is really hot.
    7. Stir in the block of cheese until it's melted. Make sure the computer can see you do this.
    8. No further cheese should fly out at you. If it does, eat the cheesy pasta you've just made.
    9. If cheese is still flying out at you, repeat these steps as needed.
    Source: My brother did the same thing when bologna was flying out of his TV at his cat.
     
  4. gameboy13
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    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    It worked until I got to step 5, then the spaghetti grew legs and ran away while making squishy sounds. How do I fix my spaghetti? I used whole wheat spaghetti, if that helps.

    Also, the cheese killed my housecarl. May she rest in peace.
     
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    Not the same way people try to "fix" you, if that's what you're saying...

    After all spaghetti doesn't have firmware updates.
     
  6. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    1. Take a dog
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