Does anyone think im jinxed?

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Jul 22, 2007

Does anyone think im jinxed? by xcalibur at 3:55 PM (2,002 Views / 0 Likes) 23 replies

  1. xcalibur
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    Ive been wanting to buy a flash card for two months now but something keeps getting in the way!
    Its gotten to such an extent that i think im jinxed!

    First off, i was doing my exams, then my uncle had a major operation, then my dad got attacked(as in got roughed up by a bunch of chavs who he didnt allow to cut him off. They came out at a stoplight and fought him. He didnt get too hurt luckily, hes strong. Couldve beaten them one-on-one) Then my uncles business goes bankrupt, family visits us, my mother declares her paranoia of online shopping to me(so i have to find another way to buy my stuff), and now were moving house.

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    What do i do????
     
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    Im in egyptuuuhhhh..........
     
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    Well your convenience stores may still have them, which is why I mentioned it.
     
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    Stuff like that isnt available here..
    I wish, but its just not here.
    This is egypt, its like a 2nd world country. not poor but not well devoleped either.
    besides, its an arab country, they scoff at banks and cards
     
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    Then steal your moms credit card [​IMG]

    Or find a site that allows CoD(unlikely)
     
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  7. xcalibur
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    Call of Duty?????

    Anywyas, ive conferred with a few friends of mine and ive decided to send the money via western union to them and they pay for it using their credit card...
    if only i could find the right moment to do it...

    im afraid that something will come up again, like me getting my exam results back and it turns out i sucked(i hope not, i put too much effort into them) and she decides not to give me the money to buy them...
     
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    Then don't you have a wal-mart equivalent. Like Habib-mart ir something?
     
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    Cash on Delivery [​IMG]
     
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    Up in Khan El-Khalili there be this Suq run by a big-eared nigga named Hassan. In order to lure him, imitate a chicken as loud as you can next to the main entrance of Midaq Alley. A guy will approach you and say "Salam. Jahosh teez!". Your response should be: "W'allah?" and drop your pants. He will check for a wire in your underwear (best not to wear any) - ignore the clay that's stuck on his fingers (and now on your ass). He will tell you to follow him. Don't, instead, drop to the floor and yell "I Am Shaitan!". One of the people from the crowd that gathered around you will approach you. That's the guy you want - Hassan Dajjal.

    He sells everything.
    I ordered twelve gallons of Liquid Uranium for a science project last year for the price of only two children.
    He likes to eat fresh dates so bring him some (both the fruit and the other kind. Best to offer him a young child with fruit attached, just to be safe)

    Oh, and don't stare at his left eye or mention the scar on his forehead - he will chop of your legs and beat you with them if you do. Then have a guy named Bullufa sow them back on and make you walk a cord from one roof to the other while throwing dateseed at you. Both kinds of seed.
     
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    ROFL

    the subtle parody at islam is well noted(and the obvious stuff).
    Dajjal...rofl, left eye or mention the scar on his forehead,

    did you research this beforehand or something?
     
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    iTech = Infocom alumni

    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    > what is a grue?

    The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
     
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    I dated a big hairy Moroccan bitch named Sharmuta Budur. Her brother Mamhun was a radical islamist that made me recite the Qur'an every day, naked, while pointing towards Mecca, with my asshole (somehow he believed it would protect him from invisible
    people he calls "Jinns", that can turn into everyday household objects unless hit with seeds, upon which they dissapear).

    Actually, I did research some of this stuff just now (Egypt) and previously (Dajjal/Jinns) for a project I'm working on. I also have many Muslim friends due to there being many in my town who teach me shit (Like cursing in Arabic and Berber). These days I think I'm one of the few westerners that won't fall to the floor screaming when seeing a Muslim.
     
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    Yup seems like they taught you a lot.
     
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    Now i know im jinxed.
    The next two days are a national holiday
    Then my mother needs to take out money from the bank to pay for the deposit. That means no more money can be taken out for the rest of the day(we use a foreign bank).
    Then were gonna spend the whole day moving our stuff.
    THEN my aunt is coming over and i have to go help her and my mum househunting(im the man of the house, my dad is in england working).
    THEN my exam results are gonna come

    DAMNIT!!!!!!! >_<
    I AM JINXED
    IM NEVER GONNA GET FLASHCARDS [​IMG]
     
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    use one of those nice sellers that use the other nice guys namely western union/money gram.

    The later will ask you to pay 3 times the actual price to cover "expences". the first will never send you your cart

    ....but hey there's always hope ^^
     
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    YAYAYYA!!!
    I beat the jinx!

    I finally sent teh monies to my friend and he ordered it to come to my address!
     
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    I'm sorry to say but...

    It will get lost in the mail.

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    What flashcart did you order BTW?
     
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