Ive been wanting to buy a flash card for two months now but something keeps getting in the way!
Its gotten to such an extent that i think im jinxed!

First off, i was doing my exams, then my uncle had a major operation, then my dad got attacked(as in got roughed up by a bunch of chavs who he didnt allow to cut him off. They came out at a stoplight and fought him. He didnt get too hurt luckily, hes strong. Couldve beaten them one-on-one) Then my uncles business goes bankrupt, family visits us, my mother declares her paranoia of online shopping to me(so i have to find another way to buy my stuff), and now were moving house.



What do i do????

 

Im in egyptuuuhhhh..........

 

Stuff like that isnt available here..
I wish, but its just not here.
This is egypt, its like a 2nd world country. not poor but not well devoleped either.
besides, its an arab country, they scoff at banks and cards

 

Call of Duty?????

Anywyas, ive conferred with a few friends of mine and ive decided to send the money via western union to them and they pay for it using their credit card...
if only i could find the right moment to do it...

im afraid that something will come up again, like me getting my exam results back and it turns out i sucked(i hope not, i put too much effort into them) and she decides not to give me the money to buy them...

 

Cash on Delivery

 

ROFL

the subtle parody at islam is well noted(and the obvious stuff).
Dajjal...rofl, left eye or mention the scar on his forehead,

did you research this beforehand or something?

 

I dated a big hairy Moroccan bitch named Sharmuta Budur. Her brother Mamhun was a radical islamist that made me recite the Qur'an every day, naked, while pointing towards Mecca, with my asshole (somehow he believed it would protect him from invisible
people he calls "Jinns", that can turn into everyday household objects unless hit with seeds, upon which they dissapear).

Actually, I did research some of this stuff just now (Egypt) and previously (Dajjal/Jinns) for a project I'm working on. I also have many Muslim friends due to there being many in my town who teach me shit (Like cursing in Arabic and Berber). These days I think I'm one of the few westerners that won't fall to the floor screaming when seeing a Muslim.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

use one of those nice sellers that use the other nice guys namely western union/money gram.

The later will ask you to pay 3 times the actual price to cover "expences". the first will never send you your cart

....but hey there's always hope ^^

 

I'm sorry to say but...

It will get lost in the mail.