Do you know how to hurt a horse without touching him/her?

[Noctosphere]

Just tell them the best man's friend is the dog
Over the past centuries, horses did all the hard job for humans, and now saying man's best friend is thr dog, well, its an insult to their ancestor

 

[Dionicio3]

Use toxic gas

 

[drenal]

Use some sort of ranged weapon?

 

[Noctosphere]

Use toxic gas

Use some sort of ranged weapon?

Wtf is wrong with you two
Im talking about hurting, not killing

 

[drenal]

Wtf is wrong with you two
Im talking about hurting, not killing

Use a non-lethal ranged weapon, like a bean-bag gun?

 

[VinsCool]

A man walks into a bar and sits down. Next to him their is a jar full of money with a note, "Make the horse laugh and you get all of the money in the jar." So the man heads for the horse in the empty room of the bar. The man whispers in the horses ear and the horse laughs.
Next night the man comes back. Same horse is standing in the corner. Same jar except with a new note, "Make the horse cry and win all the cash in the jar. cost 15$" So the man walks up the horse and them closes the door. After about 5 seconds he comes out of the empty room and the horse crying. He takes the money then leaves. Comes back the next night. Bartender working all three nights finally asks the guy "How did you make the horse laugh?" Guy says, "Told em' my penis was bigger then his." Bartender says, "Oh well that is pretty funny. Well them how did you make em cry?" Guy says, " I showed em."

 

[drenal]

A man walks into a bar and sits down. Next to him their is a jar full of money with a note, "Make the horse laugh and you get all of the money in the jar." So the man heads for the horse in the empty room of the bar. The man whispers in the horses ear and the horse laughs.
Next night the man comes back. Same horse is standing in the corner. Same jar except with a new note, "Make the horse cry and win all the cash in the jar. cost 15$" So the man walks up the horse and them closes the door. After about 5 seconds he comes out of the empty room and the horse crying. He takes the money then leaves. Comes back the next night. Bartender working all three nights finally asks the guy "How did you make the horse laugh?" Guy says, "Told em' my penis was bigger then his." Bartender says, "Oh well that is pretty funny. Well them how did you make em cry?" Guy says, " I showed em."

Well that's one way of doing it

 

[Noctosphere]

A man walks into a bar and sits down. Next to him their is a jar full of money with a note, "Make the horse laugh and you get all of the money in the jar." So the man heads for the horse in the empty room of the bar. The man whispers in the horses ear and the horse laughs.
Next night the man comes back. Same horse is standing in the corner. Same jar except with a new note, "Make the horse cry and win all the cash in the jar. cost 15$" So the man walks up the horse and them closes the door. After about 5 seconds he comes out of the empty room and the horse crying. He takes the money then leaves. Comes back the next night. Bartender working all three nights finally asks the guy "How did you make the horse laugh?" Guy says, "Told em' my penis was bigger then his." Bartender says, "Oh well that is pretty funny. Well them how did you make em cry?" Guy says, " I showed em."

sadly, i cant like more than once

 

[drenal]

sadly, i cant like more than once

Me neither

 

[Dionicio3]

Wtf is wrong with you two
Im talking about hurting, not killing

not all toxic gas is leathal

 

[APartOfMe]

shoot him in the leg

 

[drenal]

shoot him in the leg

Would you like it if someone shot you in the leg?

 

[APartOfMe]

Would you like it if someone shot you in the leg?

you wanted to kill it

 

[drenal]

you wanted to kill it

I never said that

 

[APartOfMe]

I never said that

i love animals, i would never shoot one. i was answering his question

 

[drenal]

i love animals, i would never shoot one. i was answering his question

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