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Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by tinymonkeyt, Jul 20, 2008.
the awkward poll of the week :]
hmm. i think i hold it in. i fart in private.
lol only would you find a thread like this on gbatemp
Well sure I do. When you gotta let one rip, you don't have much choice. I just try to be discrete about it.
Ofcourse I do. I do it slowly and without any noise though. Makes it easy to blame someone else if they smell very bad.
lol it depends on who I'm in the company of
If I can hold it, I'll keep it until I reach a safe place. Otherwise I do it discreetly
Nope, sometimes when I get home I have a horrible ache down there and let out a massive one. Once I was at my cousins house far away for 3 days, the second we got in the car I let 'er rip.
Although...if I'm in an empty parking lot I might let one out.
I fart then point and blame someone else.
It has never failed so far.
I try to contain the smell.
I "crop dust", which means letting it silently and may or may not include the walking farts. I've had people walking behind me, or I'll pass someone standing looking at merchanside. The hard part is not laughing.
Sometimes when I need to stop mid-stride to get it going, I stop and pretend to be reading something on my mobile device.
A friend of mine I usually hang out with has no problems with farting in public so I just piggyback his farts with my own and no one is the wiser.
Well...sometimes I ask my friend if there is something on my pants. and when he bend down to see, I release the gas in front of his face
only all the time.
@JCMB: lol crop dusting, more like crap dusting.
i put them i a jar and light them up
no, but my boyfriend does lol
Only if no one is around...
only if it's loud and stanky!