do you fart in public?

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by tinymonkeyt, Jul 20, 2008.

?

do you fart in public?

  1. yes. let 'er ripp!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. no. thats gross. i go into the bathroom or something

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. yes. but silently. shhh

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. no. i hold it in as much as i can and hope it disappears

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. yes. but if im only with my friends and/or family

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. i dont fart. (psh. yeah right)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. other. please state.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. tinymonkeyt
    OP

    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

    Member
    3,221
    34
    Feb 27, 2008
    United States
    the awkward poll of the week :]

    hmm. i think i hold it in. i fart in private.
     


  2. ackers

    ackers GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Member
    990
    0
    Jul 17, 2007
    lol only would you find a thread like this on gbatemp
     
  3. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

    Former Staff
    6,613
    133
    Jan 14, 2007
    United States
    USA
    Well sure I do. When you gotta let one rip, you don't have much choice. I just try to be discrete about it.
     
  4. MAD_BOY

    MAD_BOY Lazy bum

    Member
    561
    0
    Feb 12, 2005
    Netherlands
    Sittard, Limburg
    Ofcourse I do. I do it slowly and without any noise though. Makes it easy to blame someone else if they smell very bad.
     
  5. dice

    dice pansy-ass ex-staff member

    Former Staff
    9,554
    115
    Oct 26, 2002
    England
    lol it depends on who I'm in the company of
     
  6. science

    science science rules

    Member
    3,697
    114
    Jun 9, 2006
    Canada
     
  7. ZAFDeltaForce

    ZAFDeltaForce Specialist

    Member
    2,786
    208
    Sep 9, 2006
    Senegal
    If I can hold it, I'll keep it until I reach a safe place. Otherwise I do it discreetly
     
  8. myuusmeow

    myuusmeow GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

    Member
    1,643
    0
    Jun 24, 2007
    United States
    Nope, sometimes when I get home I have a horrible ache down there and let out a massive one. Once I was at my cousins house far away for 3 days, the second we got in the car I let 'er rip.

    Although...if I'm in an empty parking lot I might let one out.
     
  9. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

    Member
    1,963
    49
    Feb 10, 2006
    Hong Kong
    I fart then point and blame someone else.
    It has never failed so far.
     
  10. bobrules

    bobrules GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

    Member
    1,942
    2
    Apr 20, 2006
    Canada
    Toronto
    I try to contain the smell.
     
  11. jesuschristmonke

    jesuschristmonke GBAtemp Regular

    Member
    282
    0
    Jun 13, 2008
    United States
    The Global Economic Plantation
    I "crop dust", which means letting it silently and may or may not include the walking farts. I've had people walking behind me, or I'll pass someone standing looking at merchanside. The hard part is not laughing.

    Sometimes when I need to stop mid-stride to get it going, I stop and pretend to be reading something on my mobile device.
     
  12. Deletable_Man

    Deletable_Man Old Man

    Member
    290
    15
    Nov 24, 2005
    United States
    A friend of mine I usually hang out with has no problems with farting in public so I just piggyback his farts with my own and no one is the wiser. [​IMG]
     
  13. Doggy124

    Doggy124 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Member
    831
    0
    Sep 14, 2007
    Thailand
    Thailand
    Well...sometimes I ask my friend if there is something on my pants. and when he bend down to see, I release the gas in front of his face [​IMG]
     
  14. Apex

    Apex GBAtemp Fan

    Member
    367
    27
    Sep 4, 2006
    茨城県
    Maaaaaaaaybe....
     
  15. The Worst

    The Worst Banned

    Banned
    415
    11
    Feb 8, 2005
    United States
    West Tempadelphia
    only all the time.



    @JCMB: lol crop dusting, more like crap dusting.
     
  16. pinbi7

    pinbi7 GBAtemp Regular

    Member
    170
    0
    Apr 4, 2004
    Canada
    i put them i a jar and light them up
     
  17. jalaneme

    jalaneme Female Gamer

    Member
    6,248
    195
    Nov 27, 2006
    London
    no, but my boyfriend does lol
     
  18. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

    Member
    4,888
    37
    May 14, 2006
    United States
    Only if no one is around...
     
  19. juggernaut911

    juggernaut911 GBAtemp Slut!

    Member
    4,153
    21
    Jul 13, 2006
    United States
    only if it's loud and stanky!
     
  20. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

    Member
    3,166
    4
    Jun 2, 2007
    Sacred Heart