Do you care about your post count?

Do you care about your post count?

  • YES. It's the main reason I post.

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  • Yeah, I like to have a lot.

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  • I keep track, but I don't care about it too much.

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  • No, I seriously don't care.

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  • How many posts do I have...?

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Twiffles

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1.postcount:
The bigger the post count, the bigger your penis. Every post you make, your penis grows .0001 of a centimeter. Thus a person with a post count of 2500 has enlargend his penis by 2.5 centimeters from when he began posting.

I don't really care, I could have broke 1000 but I don't feel like it.
 

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Twiffles said:
1.postcount:
The bigger the post count, the bigger your penis. Every post you make, your penis grows .0001 of a centimeter. Thus a person with a post count of 2500 has enlargend his penis by 2.5 centimeters from when he began posting.

I don't really care, I could have broke 1000 but I don't feel like it.

Touch your crotch area. Do you feel a larger than usual bump?
You now have a penis.
 

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Not the slightest.
IMO looking at my post count is like looking in a mirror...I think damn, wtf have I been doing with my life?

And of course now that the topic has been brought up I shill hit add reply and take a peek to see how many posts I have made.
 
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Nope, I really don't care. Most of the time I'm reading posts by other people. Heck, I can't even remember where the posts are counted and where not.
 

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Yes, more posts = bigger epenis, and I canre about my epenis size (tho now it's pretty small
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if I really cared, I'd probably cheat and increase my post count to get into the top 3 or whatever--
my post count is a big slap in the face that reminds me of much time I've spent on the computers for these last years.
 

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To be honest, I cared until I hit 1000 just so I can have a possum, but I never got one
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I don't care as much. Although I'm watching my post count every post now, it's nearing 1337
 

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