For those of you too young to remember growing up in the 80's under the shadow of the mushroom cloud, with the cold war at it's height and the threat of nuclear war seeming very real.... here's a little document the British Govenment issued at the time regarding how to survive a nuclear attack - it's one of the most hysterical things I have ever read.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present for your amusement......
The one....... the only......... The famous
PROTECT & SURVIVE
[EDIT] I'd forgotten how scary / ridiculous most of this advice wasÂ