Do I ever have a story for you...

[Ace Gunman]

Well, do I?

 

[Gore]

Do you?

 

[superdude]

Does he?

 

[Jackreyes]

I think so...

 

[TaMs]

Nope.

 

[superdude]

maybe he does *stares at computer screen for 3 hours* nope geuss not

 

[psycoblaster]

yesh D:

 

[Frog]

this is a short story...

 

[Veho]

He does?

 

[Gore]

He did.

 

[Frog]

is the story where the mad axe wielding maniac goes around and puts sheep heads in little childrens beds?
i hate that story.

 

[Gore]

is the story where the mad axe wielding maniac goes around and puts sheep heads in little childrens beds?
i hate that story.

I love it!

 

[Veho]

He did.

Did he now?

 

[Gore]

Oh, he did.

 

[SonicRax]

Well where is it? D: GONE?

 

[Frog]

its everywhere!

 

[Dingler]

Best clean this mess up before mum gets home

 

[xcalibur]

man...
ace gunman did you forget to take your medication again?

 

[Sephi]

man...
ace gunman did you forget to take your medication again?

He did, I tried to force it down him but he shot me.

 

[Son of Science]

I have a story!


In order to wash your face quick, you must wet your peener in warm piss. Then, punch it across your face 69 times. This will wash off any remainig jizz. When you are done you should raip the cloth in boiling hot water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a nother mans peener to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Sucubuses. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Genital cancer the first time you try this. Consult your prostitute if you break out in 3 seconds. This works well on your moobies (man boobies) too!