Disgaea developers making a prison girl spanking game

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    Yes, Nippon Ichi, the company behind the Disgaea series, is working on a top-down RPG for the PSP called Criminal Girls. You play as a warden of a female prison that's set in hell and it's your duty to rehabilitate seven prisoners that represent the seven deadly sins. Spankings and massages will be required from you on your quest to help these women rejoin society.

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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    Oh man. I have tears in my eyes.

    Anyway, the details come from an early leak of the latest issue of Dengeki PlayStation magazine and our friends over at Siliconera have a scan showing off the game. We've reached out to NIS for more details on Criminal Girls.
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    What the hell? See what I did there!
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    woah sword and b**bs these are good weapons xD
     
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    Varying levels of want.
     
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    And I thought Ghost of Sparta was the best incoming PSP game...
     
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    don't expect this to be released outside japan! [​IMG]
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    Holy big b**bs.
     
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    This is the best thing that has happened forever.
     
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    too bad it'll NEVER reach the states [​IMG]
     
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    Yea this smiley [​IMG] is the best way to describe this...

    Is this for real ? [​IMG]

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    I still think NIS is a pretty weak dev. Anything that isn't a SRPG from them is pretty meh. And SRPGs are beyond dried up. It's a niche developer for a genre that's long since been flooded. I mean other niche devs like Treasure work because the whole "bullet hell" thing is still something not widely exploited and they actually do it the best. Resorting to typical "big titties characters" and "lulz" value is pretty dumb.

    I'll pass, is what I'm saying.
     
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    Wow, that's...

    ...Different! What on earth made them think of this?! [​IMG]
     
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    This.

    NIS is good at fanservice and all but this sounds just like a wannabe Doki Doki Majo Shinpan. Also, PSP? Spanking and massaging would be better with a touch screen.
    Of course, this will not stop perverts like GBAtempers (except Orc, who has a clean soul and can forgive your sins) from playing it.

    Orc loves you and bless you all.
     
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    Every time I see something like this, I just chalk it up to a "lost-in-translation" thing over in Japan and move on.

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    This is what I wanted ages ago Doki Doki Majo Shinpan with women, this game is perfectly acceptable, it's developed by NIS, a very good thing since they will do a good job on this game, and may hit the states for those who don't want to import.

    I will personally buy this at release.
     
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    don't count on it you'll be waiting A LONG TIME [​IMG]
     
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    Actually there's hope for this since it's women now instead of lolis, it might be the change that leads to a US release.

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