Update: I feel rather dumb, and hate how this is a common scenario for me, but I managed to find something immediately after posting this thread. Seeing as the Group Policy Editor is only available on certain versions of Windows, I guess my original searches were too broad. At any rate, if anyone else has this problem, disable Edge UI using either Regedit or GPE (Pro and Enterprise only).
https://www.tenforums.com/tutorials/48507-enable-disable-edge-swipe-screen-windows-10-a.html
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