Died in a shitting accident.

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  1. Jdbye
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  2. Reaper

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  3. Ace Gunman

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    *In a Christopher Walken voice* I think that... the appropriate expression here is: are you shitting me?

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  4. iPikachu

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  5. p1ngpong

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    Elvis already died in a shitting accident so this thread fails! [​IMG]
     
  6. DarkRey

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    p1ngy already died in a shitting accident so this thread fails! [​IMG]
     
  7. Beatchu

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    I saw some program where this guy had a shit then had a stroke cos he pushed too hard then developed this foreign accent syndrome cos blood flooded a part of his brain and did irreversable damage so he sounded french all the time

    no joke
     
  8. Galacta

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    This thread is funny and is already professionally shittened. [​IMG]
     
  9. Edgedancer

    Edgedancer Director of Moon based operations

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    Well here is someone dieing in a shitting accident.

    A man was trying to stop his elephant from being constipated. He gave it prunes and laxatives but nothing worked, so he prepared an enema but as he was administering it, the elephant had explosive diarrhea. It threw the worker backwards where he hit his head on a rock and that knocked him out. He died when 10 kilos of elephant shit was found on top of his face.

    If that is not a shitting accident, I dont know what is.
     
  10. kobykaan

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    comment FAILED .... he wasn't actually in the process of doing anything ... he couldn't he was too constipated .. they found 11lbs worth jammed in his colon that prevented him! (Apparently) [​IMG]

    there's a funny wiki on toilet related injury stuff .....

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    ok will stop talking crap now!
     
  11. Raika

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    in teh butt
     
  12. BORTZ

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    that is possibily my favorite quote ive ever seen here at GBAtemp.