define this in a witty,funny way!!!!

[supervenice]

im making a project for someone involving family,he wants it to be funny so..could you kindly define:

FAMILY-in a witty and funny way..

pls.

thnx..everyone!!!!!

 

[Brian117]

Are you suuuuure it's for another person?

 

[supervenice]

yeah..i got my own definition...but people here are really funny and smart.

 

[cruddybuddy]

Family! It's what's for dinner.

 

[DeltaBurnt]

Family: 1. Reason for your suicide, 2. The creation of incest, 3. Not gbatemp

 

[supervenice]

Family: 1. Reason for your suicide, 2. The creation of incest, 3. Not gbatemp

wow...really like your definition,but i think teachers will not be happy if use that and people will see it in a gigantic projector in the school gym......great btw

 

[EyeZ]

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family

 

[xangelinax]

Family - parents moan at you for 16 years of you life and cant wait untill you move out. Then when you do they moan you dont spend enough time back in the family home, even though you saw them two days ago.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Family - people that give you different names than your real name, even when you don't know them.

 

[Donixs]

But mom, it isn't incest. It's WINcest.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Family: A complex social conglomeration of rejects whom you are required to care about, by law.

Pack: The friends close enough to you that they mean as much or more to you than family.

Ohana: Little, and broken, but still good.

 

[supervenice]

wow.thnx everyone..cool definitions

 

[Raika]

Family: You're not given a choice.

 

[Shadow&Light]

Family: people related to you who always find a way to embarrass you

 

[Veho]

yeah..i got my own definition...

Can we hear your definition so we could establish a baseline?