define this in a witty,funny way!!!!

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  1. supervenice
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    supervenice GBAtemp Regular

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    im making a project for someone involving family,he wants it to be funny so..could you kindly define:

    FAMILY-in a witty and funny way..

    pls. [​IMG]

    thnx..everyone!!!!!
     
  2. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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  3. supervenice
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    yeah..i got my own definition...but people here are really funny and smart.
     
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    cruddybuddy Group: Banned!

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    Family! It's what's for dinner.
     
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    Family: 1. Reason for your suicide, 2. The creation of incest, 3. Not gbatemp
     
  6. supervenice
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    wow...really like your definition,but i think teachers will not be happy if use that and people will see it in a gigantic projector in the school gym......great btw
     
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    You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family
     
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    Family - parents moan at you for 16 years of you life and cant wait untill you move out. Then when you do they moan you dont spend enough time back in the family home, even though you saw them two days ago.
     
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    Family - people that give you different names than your real name, even when you don't know them.
     
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  11. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Family: A complex social conglomeration of rejects whom you are required to care about, by law.

    Pack: The friends close enough to you that they mean as much or more to you than family.

    Ohana: Little, and broken, but still good.
     
  12. supervenice
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    supervenice GBAtemp Regular

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    wow.thnx everyone..cool definitions
     
  13. Raika

    Raika uguu

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    Family: You're not given a choice.
     
  14. Shadow&Light

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    Family: people related to you who always find a way to embarrass you
     
  15. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Can we hear your definition so we could establish a baseline?